eBay car vendor flashes wedding tackle
#76
Posted 07 August 2010 - 04:38 AM
All i remember is someone called someone a boob, that was great.
#77
Posted 07 August 2010 - 01:53 PM
Oh, is that why we're always behind you? I always thought I followed you because, you know, 'I hate to see you go, but boy do I love watching you walk away'.
I kind of assumed this as well.
Also this thread is full of lols. I fucking hate facebook, and hate to make references to it, so instead of saying
WHERE'S MY LIKE BUTTON DERP
I will say
This thread wins the award for having a bunch of vagina euphemisms, but not as many as "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the Bloodhound Gang, also there's a link to some almost-balls in there, and Sweeney is right as usual
It's catchy. I wanna put it on a trophy or sumshit.
#78
Posted 07 August 2010 - 03:31 PM
I would have a damn heart attack.
#79
Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:58 AM
Yeah? Well at least he has a car. LMAO.
To compensate for his little wiener. :3
#80
Posted 08 August 2010 - 02:47 PM
#81
Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:07 AM
i bet he did it on purpose to gain more attention to the auction.
Well, he did a good job o__O i wouldn't be surprised
#82
Posted 09 August 2010 - 08:24 AM
Yeah, a great job.Well, he did a good job o__O i wouldn't be surprised
Except the auction was removed.
So... a shitty job.
#83
Posted 10 August 2010 - 04:44 AM
It's called time management. He also eats, sleeps, watches movies, argues with people on a Neopets forum about how corrupt they are and how right he is, and then he fucks his fiancée doggy-style , all on the treadmill as well, I'd imagine. Peace be with you!!
Had a hard time visualizing this. So, I drew it out.

try not be too impressed with my spectacular artistic skills.
#84
Posted 10 August 2010 - 04:59 AM
#85
Posted 10 August 2010 - 05:29 AM
Impressed? I'm astounded! I now look at you with eyes of admiration and wonderment!try not be too impressed with my spectacular artistic skills.

It's perfect. I, myself am fighting the strong urge to cry. FROM HAPPINESS. I can't even decide what the funniest part is, although I'm partial to the resized photo of John Lithgow saying "Shut up, Cunt". The voice making people horny and "royal jewels" and just everything is delightful. There's a childlike quality about this drawing, but also an unspoken sophistication.Â
★★★★★
I give you five stars!!
Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 10 August 2010 - 05:30 AM.
#86
Posted 10 August 2010 - 05:50 AM
You have truly brought that image to life. Sadly, I don't think Pathetic is really like that at all. Here is how I see him:[Awesome picture of awesome]

Edit because I missed important details.
Edited by Cellophane, 10 August 2010 - 05:54 AM.
#87
Posted 10 August 2010 - 05:56 AM
Edit because I missed important details.
lmao Consider myself a fortunate person to have seen the original AND the updated version with pit stains, under-boob sweat and the bling bling.
#88
Posted 10 August 2010 - 05:58 AM
I felt they were crucial to understanding his psyche.lmao Consider myself a fortunate person to have seen the original AND the updated version with pit stains, under-boob sweat and the bling bling.
#89
Posted 10 August 2010 - 11:49 AM
I felt they were crucial to understanding his psyche.
Ms. Rose your picture is retarded learn to draw please and describe me accurately not what forumers that have never seen me in real life describe me as and no girl in their right mind would fall for a twig like sweeney (doesn't even look like he has done anything requiring hand eye coordination) and to cellophane if you saw me in rl you would be begging me to be your bf just looking at my physique sorry tho I already have a gf
Edited by OriginalGin, 10 August 2010 - 11:55 AM.
#90
Posted 10 August 2010 - 11:52 AM
Ms. Rose your picture is retarded learn 2 draw a bit better and no girl in their right mind would fall for a twig like sweeney and to cellophane if you saw me in rl you would be begging me to be your bf just looking at my physique sorry tho I already have a gf
You should become a professional comedian.
#91
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:13 PM
Sadly Cellophane I think you look like this:You have truly brought that image to life. Sadly, I don't think Pathetic is really like that at all. Here is how I see him:
Edit because I missed important details.
But I know for a fact that your picture of me is not a real life depiction of me sorry but mine is a good depiction of you
Had a hard time visualizing this. So, I drew it out.
try not be too impressed with my spectacular artistic skills.
Yours is definitely a false depiction of me considering you don't know me
#92
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:15 PM
Ms. Rose your picture is retarded learn to draw please and describe me accurately not what forumers that have never seen me in real life describe me as and no girl in their right mind would fall for a twig like sweeney (doesn't even look like he has done anything requiring hand eye coordination) and to cellophane if you saw me in rl you would be begging me to be your bf just looking at my physique sorry tho I already have a gf
Please read up on punctuation sometime.
#93
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:17 PM
That's all you've got?
You're awfully vain for a Christian.Ms. Rose your picture is retarded learn to draw please and describe me accurately not what forumers that have never seen me in real life describe me as and no girl in their right mind would fall for a twig like sweeney (doesn't even look like he has done anything requiring hand eye coordination) and to cellophane if you saw me in rl you would be begging me to be your bf just looking at my physique sorry tho I already have a gf
#94
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:26 PM
Sadly Cellophane I think you look like this:
But I know for a fact that your picture of me is not a real life depiction of me sorry but mine is a good depiction of you
That seriously, honest to goodness, made me laugh. Fun story: one time, I was playing Pictionary. One of my friends had to draw my hometown. She drew a picture of me as a hint. It was a stick figure with gigantic boobs.
Also, my shoes are all fantastic. How dare you! And please stop fantasising about me begging to be your girlfriend. It's creepy.
P.S. Also my picture is a zillion times better than yours.
Edited by Cellophane, 10 August 2010 - 12:27 PM.
#95
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:33 PM
That seriously, honest to goodness, made me laugh. Fun story: one time, I was playing Pictionary. One of my friends had to draw my hometown. She drew a picture of me as a hint. It was a stick figure with gigantic boobs.
Also, my shoes are all fantastic. How dare you! And please stop fantasising about me begging to be your girlfriend. It's creepy.
P.S. Also my picture is a zillion times better than yours.
One thing my picture is more realistic description of you than yours is of me. Sorry. And how dare you make a picture of me that doesn't even describe me in any way. And I wouldn't touch you with a million foot pole It's kind of creepy that you think I would even like you enough to fantasize about you as a gf . . . My picture describes you better
#96
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:36 PM
Repeating yourself expecting a different result is a symptom of madness.One thing my picture is more realistic description of you than yours is of me. Sorry. And how dare you make a picture of me that doesn't even describe me in any way. And I wouldn't touch you with a million foot pole It's kind of creepy that you think I would even like you enough to fantasize about you as a gf . . . My picture describes you better
#97
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:38 PM
Repeating yourself expecting a different result is a symptom of madness.
It can be a symptom of either madness or brilliance for me It's the latter
Edited by OriginalGin, 10 August 2010 - 12:39 PM.
#98
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:38 PM
Ahem. Clearly, you are fantasising about it:One thing my picture is more realistic description of you than yours is of me. Sorry. And how dare you make a picture of me that doesn't even describe me in any way. And I wouldn't touch you with a million foot pole It's kind of creepy that you think I would even like you enough to fantasize about you as a gf . . . My picture describes you better
cellophane if you saw me in rl you would be begging me to be your bf just looking at my physique sorry tho I already have a gf
Also, my picture does so describe you: hypocritical, obsessed with your religion to the point where it's the basis of your entire personality, pretends to be what you're not... Admittedly, I haven't seen what you look like, but given the way you claim you're smart when you're clearly not, I can safely guess you think you're buff when you're not.
#99
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:39 PM
It's amazing how highly you think of yourself, your elitism knows no bounds.It can be a symptom of either madness or brilliance for me It's the latter
#100
Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:40 PM
Well, no. It can't.It can be a symptom of either madness or brilliance for me It's the latter
So no, it isn't.
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