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[Neqailaz]

What are some pick-up lines you've run across/gotten? Dump 'em here.

Is your dad a baker? 'Cause you've got nice buns!
Are your parents retarded? You look pretty special to me!
Did you fart? You blew me away!
Are those space pants? 'Cause, hun, that ass is out of this world!


etc, etc.

[Salamanda]

Personally, I have used:
Do you have some tape?


Because you are totally ripped! byahhhhhh

[Scot]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Melchoire]

"I find the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies."
-Captain Zapp Brannigan

[Adina]

Treat me like your homework. Slam me on the table and do me all night long.


orororor.


If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is Easter.. Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

[Neqailaz]

Personally, I have used:
Do you have some tape?


Because you are totally ripped! byahhhhhh

I'm definitely using this one, hahhhh.

[Lineage]

Treat me like your homework. Slam me on the table and do me all night long.


orororor.


If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is Easter.. Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

i lol'd, A+

[Georgina]

lmao at these!

best one i had in a club was..

"wow, have you had your teeth whitened?"

......it was followed by silence and a walk away.

Another when i was clubbin with my sis:

"Ooooh ive never shagged two sisters at the same time before"

.....followed by "yea and thats not fucking changing tonight".


Assholes. lol

[Brennon]

You a fan of Subway? Cause i got a five dollar foot-long right here

The word of the day is: Legs
Now lets go spread the word

Edited by brennon, 09 September 2010 - 08:14 PM.

[Melchoire]

Somebody call heaven 'cause they'll be getting a hottie tonight.

[WakaWaka]

You make my software turn to hardware!

[sonic]

Let me get a look at your snatch

[Adina]

Let me get a look at your snatch

I like this.

[Lallard]

Let me get a look at your snatch

Best one by far.

Sadly I know alot of biology pick up lines.

If I was an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was adenine so I get paired up with U.

[iomega]

I'd buy you a drink, but i'd get jealous of the straw.

[iargue]

"I lost my bike can I ride you?"
"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"
"I'm looking for treasure, can I see your chest?"
"On a scale of 1-10. I see you naked"
"If I was a dog would you let me hump your leg?"

[wtfints]

You make my software turn to hardware!

i like this.

[wtfints]

I may be being obtuse... but you're acute girl.

this is nice.

[bobsauce]

Some say I'm good with my hands, but they learned from my tongue.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

[Adina]

I may be being obtuse... but you're acute girl.

this is nice.

AHAHAH.
That cracked me up.
Thank you.

[luvsmyncis]

 

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Haha that's my fav.
 "I hate to see you go, but I LOOOOOVE watching you walk away."
I think that one might have been in "A Fish Called Wanda" Can't remember.

[Faval]

The word of the day is legs, why don't we go to my place and spread the word?

I remember seeing that somewhere

Edited by Faval, 10 September 2010 - 05:51 AM.

[Frank274]

Is there a keg in your pants?

Cuz I'd sure like to tap that ass!

[Metigue]

Since distance = velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I may be being obtuse... but you're acute girl.

I love Geeky ones xD

The only chat up line I've ever used that worked was.

"Do you know the difference between Casual Conversation and Sex?"
"Why don't we go upstairs and talk about it"

[Stinkerbell]

I like your dress...

Its would look better in a size 10 though XD My dad told me that one. This deffinatly will not get you laid haha