I suppose in the dark it would be hard to find where you put down that tissue...
Finally a man considerate enough to use a tissue. I knew someone who would do it in an unlaundered piece of garment....
Posted 14 November 2010 - 03:59 PM
I suppose in the dark it would be hard to find where you put down that tissue...
Posted 14 November 2010 - 07:34 PM
Posted 14 November 2010 - 07:40 PM
Finally a man considerate enough to use a tissue. I knew someone who would do it in an unlaundered piece of garment....
Posted 14 November 2010 - 07:51 PM
No wonder there're always unmatched socks O.o
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:07 PM
like socks? Do people actually use socks? What a waste of purposefully good socks!
No wonder there're always unmatched socks O.o
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:12 PM
Jizz + Socks + Washing Machine = Clean socks
Why would you throw away the socks after making a mess in them?
That's like throwing away your sweatshirt because you got ketchup on it.
Edited by Swarley, 14 November 2010 - 09:13 PM.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:15 PM
Well, what if you spunk into them before going to bed and can't be bothered leaving them up to the wash.
You wake up in the morning and they've gone all hard, sort of like a midget's surfboard. You don't want your mum to find them so you just throw them in the bin beside your bed.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:18 PM
Then you man up and do your laundry like a real person
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:20 PM
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:22 PM
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:45 PM
I cant beleived lights on/off has become a topic about you guys spunking in socks and other objects. im appalled.
Edited by jcrboy, 14 November 2010 - 09:48 PM.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:51 PM
If I were steering, the conversation would currently be on "Can you recommend a shampoo to get my manjuice out of a lady's hair?"
THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON PEOPLE... THAT SHIT GOES EVERYWHERE IF YOU DON'T AIM IT RIGHT
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:53 PM
I don't steer the conversation... I'm here for the ride.
If I were steering, the conversation would currently be on "Can you recommend a shampoo to get my manjuice out of a lady's hair?"
THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON PEOPLE... THAT SHIT GOES EVERYWHERE IF YOU DON'T AIM IT RIGHT
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:55 PM
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:56 PM
but its true, cummy hair is gross.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:56 PM
Thats why you dont take it out.... Stupid....
Too much work anyways. You have to wait until the right time, take it out, and then do all of the work. Its better to just finish and roll over and sleep?
Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:59 PM
what if the person prefers the cum all over them rather than hidden away inside them? metaphorically of course....
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:00 PM
Your a dirty girl.
If its what the girl wants, obviously you oblige. But she has to deal with the reality of the situation. There is a certain risk that comes with that.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:01 PM
I SAID METAPHORICALLLY!
clearly your the dirty one here.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:04 PM
you said metaphorically just to cover that up.....
It was on your mind simply because thats what you want.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:06 PM
why would you like like that? thats just cruel dude.
and now youre thinking about it, arent you?
muahahahaha.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:13 PM
I'm trying to understand why a girl would want that.
I dont know. Does it make you feel closer to the person? does it taste good?
Why?
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:17 PM
well, as a completely objective thrid party member, perhaps it feels really awesome. i wouldnt know of course.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:18 PM
Its sticky though.
Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:18 PM
I dont know. Does it make you feel closer to the person? does it taste good?
Why?
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