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#51 Guest_jcrgirl_*

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 03:59 PM

I suppose in the dark it would be hard to find where you put down that tissue...


Finally a man considerate enough to use a tissue. I knew someone who would do it in an unlaundered piece of garment....

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 07:34 PM

Main room lights: off

BUT

A lamp of some sort in the corner: on

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 07:40 PM

Finally a man considerate enough to use a tissue. I knew someone who would do it in an unlaundered piece of garment....


like socks? Do people actually use socks? What a waste of purposefully good socks!

No wonder there're always unmatched socks O.o

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 07:51 PM

No wonder there're always unmatched socks O.o


At first I laughed, then I raged.
Considering going all OCD about never wearing odd socks again Posted Image

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:07 PM

like socks? Do people actually use socks? What a waste of purposefully good socks!

No wonder there're always unmatched socks O.o


Jizz + Socks + Washing Machine = Clean socks

Why would you throw away the socks after making a mess in them?

That's like throwing away your sweatshirt because you got ketchup on it.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:12 PM

Jizz + Socks + Washing Machine = Clean socks

Why would you throw away the socks after making a mess in them?

That's like throwing away your sweatshirt because you got ketchup on it.


Well, what if you spunk into them before going to bed and can't be bothered leaving them up to the wash.
You wake up in the morning and they've gone all hard, sort of like a midget's surfboard. You don't want your mum to find them so you just throw them in the bin beside your bed.

Edited by Swarley, 14 November 2010 - 09:13 PM.


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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:15 PM

Well, what if you spunk into them before going to bed and can't be bothered leaving them up to the wash.
You wake up in the morning and they've gone all hard, sort of like a midget's surfboard. You don't want your mum to find them so you just throw them in the bin beside your bed.


Then you man up and do your laundry like a real person :p

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:18 PM

Then you man up and do your laundry like a real person :p


Just saying! I'm sure there are people out there! :p

#59 gogetta

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:20 PM

We usually have the lights off in our room anyway so lights off. We have that harsh, white lighting in here... so that's a no go. But then it's pitch black in here with the lights off, so the tv's usually turned on but muted. lol

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:22 PM

I cant beleived lights on/off has become a topic about you guys spunking in socks and other objects. im appalled.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:45 PM

I cant beleived lights on/off has become a topic about you guys spunking in socks and other objects. im appalled.


I don't steer the conversation... I'm here for the ride.

If I were steering, the conversation would currently be on "Can you recommend a shampoo to get my manjuice out of a lady's hair?"

THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON PEOPLE... THAT SHIT GOES EVERYWHERE IF YOU DON'T AIM IT RIGHT

Edited by jcrboy, 14 November 2010 - 09:48 PM.


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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:51 PM

If I were steering, the conversation would currently be on "Can you recommend a shampoo to get my manjuice out of a lady's hair?"

THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON PEOPLE... THAT SHIT GOES EVERYWHERE IF YOU DON'T AIM IT RIGHT



^

THIS!

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:53 PM

I don't steer the conversation... I'm here for the ride.

If I were steering, the conversation would currently be on "Can you recommend a shampoo to get my manjuice out of a lady's hair?"

THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON PEOPLE... THAT SHIT GOES EVERYWHERE IF YOU DON'T AIM IT RIGHT


im still laughing at "im here for the ride".

but its true, cummy hair is gross.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:55 PM

Thats why you dont take it out.... Stupid....

Too much work anyways. You have to wait until the right time, take it out, and then do all of the work. Its better to just finish and roll over and sleep?

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:56 PM

but its true, cummy hair is gross.


I've managed to avoid it for this long, I dread the day it happens though.
:(

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:56 PM

Thats why you dont take it out.... Stupid....

Too much work anyways. You have to wait until the right time, take it out, and then do all of the work. Its better to just finish and roll over and sleep?


what if the person prefers the cum all over them rather than hidden away inside them? metaphorically of course....

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 09:59 PM

what if the person prefers the cum all over them rather than hidden away inside them? metaphorically of course....



Your a dirty girl.

If its what the girl wants, obviously you oblige. But she has to deal with the reality of the situation. There is a certain risk that comes with that.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:00 PM

Your a dirty girl.

If its what the girl wants, obviously you oblige. But she has to deal with the reality of the situation. There is a certain risk that comes with that.


I SAID METAPHORICALLLY!

clearly your the dirty one here.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:01 PM

I SAID METAPHORICALLLY!

clearly your the dirty one here.



you said metaphorically just to cover that up.....

It was on your mind simply because thats what you want.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:04 PM

you said metaphorically just to cover that up.....

It was on your mind simply because thats what you want.


why would you like like that? thats just cruel dude.

and now youre thinking about it, arent you?

muahahahaha.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:06 PM

why would you like like that? thats just cruel dude.

and now youre thinking about it, arent you?

muahahahaha.



I'm trying to understand why a girl would want that.

I dont know. Does it make you feel closer to the person? does it taste good?

Why?

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:13 PM

I'm trying to understand why a girl would want that.

I dont know. Does it make you feel closer to the person? does it taste good?

Why?


well, as a completely objective thrid party member, perhaps it feels really awesome. i wouldnt know of course.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:17 PM

well, as a completely objective thrid party member, perhaps it feels really awesome. i wouldnt know of course.



Its sticky though.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:18 PM

Its sticky though.


again from this completely objective third party view; it may be really kinky to have it all over you.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 10:18 PM

I dont know. Does it make you feel closer to the person? does it taste good?

Why?


I dunno... there was one chick I was with (insane, by the way, but I'm not sure how much that contributed to this) seemed to really like that. It obviously wasn't because it made her feel closer to me (it was basically a one-nighter), but she did directly say that she does like the taste. I dunno, people are going to do it for different reasons; this is just one individual.


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