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[Kat]

Here are the rules to hire me for your slumberparty.

1)Muse must be played at some point
2)Naked pillow fighting
3)One guy other then me, max
4)Three to one guy ration
5)We will watch pirates, or riddick until you get horny and make out in a huge naked heap

Things I offer in return

1)Me.

those demands are too easy, pick something harder (lol get it)
ugh i'll shut up

[Hiccup]

He said underaged, not age-less

Yeah, I know. I was joking around.
I'm not 8, btw.
And this post is a SONG.

[Dayzee]

They're useless. I bought for my sister and tried it on. They're not even warm

i looked like a retard in a very long blanket with sleeves who was still cold >_<

It's more about the infomercial than the product. I've never tried one, and won't. If the commercial said, "Blankets work great, but here's something new!," then I might try it. But the ridiculous commercial where the person can't keep the blanket on their body pisses me off. They have this horrendous expression, like they just smelled something ghastly. Blankets have been keeping people warm for THOUSANDS of years. Suddenly, they're no good anymore.

[Random]

Yeah, I know. I was joking around.
I'm not 8, btw.
And this post is a SONG.

You also probably aren't 18

[Hiccup]

SNUGGIES FOR DOGS, YO

[Boggart]

Yeah, I know. I was joking around.
I'm not 8, btw.
And this post is a SONG.

Ohhh, kesha. I know the song. Do i make your heat beat like an 808 drummmmm?

Honestly not the first thing to come to mind

It's more about the infomercial than the product. I've never tried one, and won't. If the commercial said, "Blankets work great, but here's something new!," then I might try it. But the ridiculous commercial where the person can't keep the blanket on their body pisses me off. They have this horrendous expression, like they just smelled something ghastly. Blankets have been keeping people warm for THOUSANDS of years. Suddenly, they're no good anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ChreesCheung?feature=mhum#p/f/30/h05ZQ7WHw8Y

[Hiccup]

You also probably aren't 18

Never said I was, lol.
I, am of course, very close though.
And once again, this whole topic began from a song that I was listening to.

[jaredennisclark]

Sober up.

[Hiccup]

Ohhh, kesha. I know the song. Do i make your heat beat like an 808 drummmmm?

Honestly not the first thing to come to mind

Lmao, yep

[Puppetmaster]

A person on the internet who has a picture that appears to be an underaged girl asks a bunch of strangers on a forum to have a slumber party in her basement with lots of cuddling.

If that doesn't smell like To Catch a Predator, I don't know what does.

In all fairness, not everyone's picture is actually them. For example, Elindoril isn't really an animated chick, Hobo isn't a Wartortle and Scot isn't a chick. I, however, still am a topless man, although I'm not wearing my goggles now.

[Random]

Never said I was, lol.
I, am of course, very close though.
And once again, this whole topic began from a song that I was listening to.

I'm aware, I'm just going along with the Chris Hansen joke

No one hates you, we enjoy teasing.

[ToxicS]

Sober up.

i will

[Hiccup]

Sober up.

I'm not nonsober C:

[iargue]

A person on the internet who has a picture that appears to be an underaged girl asks a bunch of strangers on a forum to have a slumber party in her basement with lots of cuddling.

If that doesn't smell like To Catch a Predator, I don't know what does.

Something that is not a joke, would definitely seem a lot more like "to catch a predator"

[Hiccup]

I'M SORRY KESHA.
I'M SO SORRY.
CHRIS HANSEN IS GONNA GETCHA

[jcrdude]

1)Muse must be played at some point
2)Naked pillow fighting
3)One guy other then me, max
4)Three to one guy ration
5)We will watch pirates, or riddick until you get horny and make out in a huge naked heap

Things I offer in return

1)Me.

Because she be a lesbian, I'm sure all but #5 on your list is doable (mostly because you included yourself in the we)

Also because she's a lesbian, it doesn't look like you're bringing much value to this party. You should bolster that list a bit.

[Puppetmaster]

Sober up.

Screw it, I'm having a beer.

[Hiccup]

[Dayzee]

http://www.youtube.c.../30/h05ZQ7WHw8Y

Not the ghastly face commercial I've seen, but equally stupid.

[jcrdude]

I just realized that I have long hair and a soft face. I could totally be a lesbian party ninja.

[Hiccup]

I NEEDA GET TO BED.
G'night all~

[Boggart]

In all fairness, not everyone's picture is actually them. For example, Elindoril isn't really an animated chick, Hobo isn't a Wartortle and Scot isn't a chick. I, however, still am a topless man, although I'm not wearing my goggles now.

The person in my avie is name Chris. Although I'm not nearly that ripped or white or animated

I do, however, shoot guns for a living.

Not the ghastly face commercial I've seen, but equally stupid.

well it's a parody, so not a commercial xD

[ToxicS]

I NEEDA GET TO BED.
G'night all~

Night

[jaredennisclark]

I'm not nonsober C:

You lie.

What was the topic here again?


Here's an artist I've been on about for the last few days:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSjzdTBOWFc

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_yjHfAyh80#t=1m

And one of my favorite rap songs:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQmLUmaXBVU

Edited by jaredennisclark, 02 March 2011 - 09:04 PM.

[California]

I just realized that I have long hair and a soft face. I could totally be a lesbian party ninja.

everytime i see you post now i'm going to imagine you making the same face as that dog.