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In a Zombie Apocalypse, which would you use?


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Poll: AXE OR SWORD

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AXE OR SWORD?

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#1 Narna

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:17 PM

You have either choice of a Fireman's Axe or Samurai Sword. Try explain why you would use the one that you choose.

Okay?

GO!

Edited by Narna, 04 March 2011 - 07:00 PM.


#2 neobrah

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:21 PM

Samurai sword. I have a katana in my room actually (bought while in Asia) and it's pretty sharp.

The fireman axe is definitely more durable but might get stuck if you hack into a zombie -> giving the other zombies time to eat your brains.

#3 Karam

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:26 PM

I would definitively take the samurai sword because I find axes too heavy to be used :/

#4 Tarabyte

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:28 PM

Fireman's Ax. That way, even if the blade comes off, you still have a blunt object to smash their heads in.

It would also be useful in apocalypse situations other than killing the zombies.

#5 SailorMoon

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:36 PM

Definitely the katana... but only if nihontou.... true nihontou perform perfectly in the times of the most difficult tameshigiri~~~

nihontou can slice though a rose petal as smooth as it can slice through a human torso. There is no other weapon as deadly and effective for killing of human as the nihontou. ( ̄ー ̄)

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#6 Persuasion

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:39 PM

AXE. Durr. Hack your way through a crowd, NOT slice. What; make a few cuts on a Zombie vs. Sliced in half.

I guess the question is asking; use a quicker, (the lighter part), but weaker weapon, or use a heavy (slower), but stronger weapon. For a zombie; from my video game backround, haha, even slicing of an few limbs or so won't stop them, haha, and that power is already hard to achieve with a sword. Your best chance is an Axe, The power difference is gigantic.
-One might argue the Sword goes farther; but really, they're both close range, what; saves you a feet or two? Either way, if you're going to get surrounded, you're going to get surrounded, might as well take the axe and see if youc an hack your way out.

@SailorMoon- Lol @ #10... But; that's assuming that you have perfect control of the sword. Who here can say that they have that training to slice through a body without struggle?

Edited by zlpqlz, 04 March 2011 - 06:41 PM.


#7 Narna

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:40 PM

Second most fucked up thing I have ever seen on the internets... (Swords were tested by cutting up bodies at execution grounds by specially licensed testers.) WTF?!

Japanese are scary.

#8 SailorMoon

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:41 PM

Second most fucked up thing I have ever seen on the internets... (Swords were tested by cutting up bodies at execution grounds by specially licensed testers.) WTF?!

Japanese are scary.


axe cannot make these cuts. only true nihontou~~

#9 jaredennisclark

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:44 PM

axe cannot make these cuts. only true nihontou~~


That sword sounds insane.

How much would one cost?

#10 neobrah

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:44 PM

hahaha thats pretty crazy!!!!!

I wonder how much a nihontou costs though... more than a gsword?

#11 flashraven

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:45 PM

Fireman's Axe. Samurai sword is reserved for clean cuts.

#12 Narna

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:45 PM

How much would one cost though, that nihontou...

#13 Waser Lave

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:47 PM

axe cannot make these cuts. only true nihontou~~


I'm pretty sure a fireman's axe when used with enough strength will go through any of those cuts.

#14 California

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:50 PM

Axe, clearly.

#15 jaredennisclark

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:51 PM

hahaha thats pretty crazy!!!!!

I wonder how much a nihontou costs though... more than a gsword?


xD

wtf?

I'm pretty sure a fireman's axe when used with enough strength will go through any of those cuts.


That would be such a mess though.

The blade would be like cutting warm butter.

Edited by jaredennisclark, 04 March 2011 - 06:52 PM.


#16 Narna

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:52 PM

xD

wtf?


Exactly what I thought.

For the record, I'd go with the Fireman Axe. Hack my way through all day.

#17 neobrah

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:53 PM

you need fatal blows (preferably the head for decapitation). the axe might lead to more body shots and repetitive swings that could tire you out =p

sword sounds sweet, but unlikely you would have a beautiful blade that slices through zombies like butter :)

[quote name='jaredennisclark' timestamp='1299293460' post='1420299']
xD

wtf?


:)

#18 Pilot

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:55 PM

Axe, good for breaching doors and windows. Surprise dem zombies :thumbsup:

#19 ilovepolkadots

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:57 PM

i would take the axe
and use it to chop down nubs who can't make polls so i can vote and see what everyone else voted

-.-

#20 jaredennisclark

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:57 PM

Spoiler



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Spoiler


That's some spooky shit!

Hive mind.

Edited by jaredennisclark, 04 March 2011 - 06:58 PM.


#21 ilovepolkadots

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:59 PM

I would definitively take the samurai sword because I find axes too heavy to be used :/


they come in different weights you know

i weigh 117 lbs and cannot do a pull up, but i can still swing a splitter and chop wood
it is about momentum not overall strength

#22 Narna

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:59 PM

i would take the axe
and use it to chop down nubs who can't make polls so i can vote and see what everyone else voted

-.-


Ouch...

#23 neobrah

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:00 PM

I know, after I posted and noticed 2 or so posts above me.

JDC we think alike XD

#24 Narna

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:00 PM

POLL IS UP

#25 Persuasion

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:09 PM

An Axe can do thsoe cuts x.x No one here is a licenced exucator or is trained to do that x.x We all know how to hold an axe, and chop one :p


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