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[Tsvete]

This makes me want to have sex with you.
I'd get SO MANY STARS.

Twinkle twinkle little star...

You will get your lil Travis all covered with stars?

[Ladida]

Twinkle twinkle little star...

You will get your lil Travis all covered with stars?

Hahahah I don't think he'd want the word "lil" associated with his "Travis"

[Tsvete]

Hahahah I don't think he'd want the word "lil" associated with his "Travis"

"lil" compared to his human size, cause I'm sure he's a big boy

I used to call my ex " the little one" and his dick "the big one". I think I did myself a bad favor, cause he was thinking he's the god of sex Sooo not true....

[ilovepolkadots]

This makes me want to have sex with you.
I'd get SO MANY STARS.

they aren't dolled out willy-nilley for anytime i climax
i am talking the big "O"

[travis]

they aren't dolled out willy-nilley for anytime i climax
i am talking the big "O"

I'd have SO MANY STARS.
Swear. My fiancee couldn't even walk...straight fell on her ass in the middle of my livingroom.

[ilovepolkadots]

"lil" compared to his human size, cause I'm sure he's a big boy

I used to call my ex " the little one" and his dick "the big one". I think I did myself a bad favor, cause he was thinking he's the god of sex Sooo not true....

was he short?
because all of the short men i have been with (very limited sampling size i will admit) have been bad at sex

[Boggart]

I'd have SO MANY STARS.
Swear. My fiancee couldn't even walk...straight fell on her ass in the middle of my livingroom.

Haha that would've been a funny thing to see xD

[travis]

"lil" compared to his human size, cause I'm sure he's a big boy

6'3" 280lbs..big boy is right (in my pants)

[ilovepolkadots]

Haha that would've been a funny thing to see xD

i wanted to like the image, Boggy i really did

but i am disappoint.

6'3" 280lbs..big boy is right (in my pants)

o.O
i have never seen a 6 foot penis
. . .

I'd have SO MANY STARS.
Swear. My fiancee couldn't even walk...straight fell on her ass in the middle of my livingroom.

this is admirable

[travis]

i wanted to like the image, Boggy i really did

but i am disappoint.


o.O
i have never seen a 6 foot penis
. . .



this is admirable

...my penis is not 6 foot.
That would be..horrifying.

[tak1968]

sorry nothing to contribute but i have been roflmao at this whole thread i needed to laugh today so.. thanks

[Boggart]

i wanted to like the image, Boggy i really did

but i am disappoint.

It was either that or this



It's more appropriate, but it's too big

Which also makes it more appropriate xD

[Tsvete]

was he short?
because all of the short men i have been with (very limited sampling size i will admit) have been bad at sex

No, he was tall and his penis was not small actually (19 cm), but he was thinking the size is all that matters. Hahaha, now when I think of it I know what the saying "The size doesn't matter" means

6'3" 280lbs..big boy is right (in my pants)

*goes to convert* There is something not right here.... Who's that big?

[ilovepolkadots]

It was either that or this



It's more appropriate, but it's too big

Which also makes it more appropriate xD

you have my <3
this exceeds all of my previous expectations

[travis]

No, he was tall and his penis was not small actually (19 cm), but he was thinking the size is all that matters. Hahaha, now when I think of it I know what the saying "The size doesn't matter" means



*goes to convert* There is something not right here.... Who's that big?

...me. As in, I am 6 foot 3 inch tall and weigh in at a cool 280lbs.
My penis, just for clarification, stands at a fair 7.5" by 3.5"
now that this is out on the internet.

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

[Tsvete]

...me. As in, I am 6 foot 3 inch tall and weigh in at a cool 280lbs.
My penis, just for clarification, stands at a fair 7.5" by 3.5"
now that this is out on the internet.

Call me

[travis]

Call me

If you're ever in vegas...

Polkadots didn't respond to my creepy e-sexual harassment,

[1337hunt3r]

It was either that or this



It's more appropriate, but it's too big

Which also makes it more appropriate xD

Horses? Mhhhmmmm... bestiality.

[Salamanda]

I'd have SO MANY STARS.

I cant find the clip or quote

[luvsmyncis]

...me. As in, I am 6 foot 3 inch tall and weigh in at a cool 280lbs.
My penis, just for clarification, stands at a fair 7.5" by 3.5"

What do you mean, 3.5"? Is that the diameter or the circumference?

[travis]

What do you mean, 3.5"? Is that the diameter or the circumference?

two and a half. diameter.
honestly that 3.5 thing was just a random number. guess i was being too generous..meh.

[WharfRat]

So kids... if his penis is 7.5" long x 2.5" in diameter, what is the volume of the penis?

Answer: Too fucking loud if I have to hear about how big it is on codex.

[Blackout]

[Xwee]

That is all.

first time? did she orgasm or fake it? (or him, depending on your sex and preference)

I just had sex!

How was he?

[travis]

So kids... if his penis is 7.5" long x 2.5" in diameter, what is the volume of the penis?

Answer: Too fucking loud if I have to hear about how big it is on codex.

I still love you cody
no homo

Totally have a friend who is just like that.

first time? did she orgasm or fake it? (or him, depending on your sex and preference)

no, several times (not faked)
fiancee = denotes female