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We code hard...in these cubicles

Started by soul__stealer , Oct 30 2011 08:09 PM

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#1 iargue

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 09:06 PM

How can you tell that they are not programmers?

They use java.... ewww

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#2 Noitidart

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 09:32 PM

LOL

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#3 Melchoire

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 10:12 PM

How can you tell that they are not programmers?

They use java.... ewww

You know how I know they're not programmers? Too many girls.

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#4 Sida

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 11:06 PM

You know how I know they're not programmers? Too many girls.

This. Seriously, this.

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#5 Melchoire

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 11:10 PM

This. Seriously, this.

We only have 1, jcrgirl, so we're good.

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#6 Waser Lave

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 01:59 AM

We only have 1, jcrgirl, so we're good.

Splice too?

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#7 Strategist

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 02:05 AM

Splice too?

Splice isnt a girl XD Splice is Slinks husband, so therefore i call Splice a male

*jks of course*

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#8 iargue

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 06:04 AM

You realize neither of them are actually coders right?

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#9 Adam

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 06:44 AM

I got a kick out of that video lmao!
It reminds me of my other favorite video like this:

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#10 Waser Lave

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 06:59 AM

You realize neither of them are actually coders right?

I'm sure they could manage a Hello World!.

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#11 iargue

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 07:09 AM

I'm sure they could manage a Hello World!.

Anyone could manage that though.

In python its as simple as this

print 'Hello World'

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#12 Waser Lave

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 07:10 AM

Anyone could manage that though.

In python its as simple as this

print 'Hello World'

If they create code, by definition they're a coder.

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#13 iargue

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 07:52 AM

If they create code, by definition they're a coder.

Then everyone in the world are coders

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#14 Sida

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 07:54 AM

If they create code, by definition they're a coder.

I can throw paint at a canvas, lay one brick onto another and chat shit in court while attempting to keep someone out of jail.

Holy shit, I have more talent than I thought

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#15 Guest_jcrgirl_*

Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:22 AM

Adam why are you so mean to me? Posted Image

I can code stuff... it's just not anything that is useful or interesting!

Also fuck you!

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
cout << "Hello Faggot" << endl;

return 0;
}

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alert("Hello");

var bride_price = 100;
var tax = .085;
var name = prompt("What is your name?","Name Here");

if (!name){
alert("I never liked you anyway. Go die.");
} else{
alert(name + " is a pretty name.");
}
var live = prompt("Mind telling me your address, " + name + "?","Address Here");
if (!live){
alert("Oh well, I guess you are homeless.");
} else{
alert("Locating.... please wait.");
}

var answer = confirm (" " + live + "? Oh, that is pretty cool!\n I'm from Russia, and I'm here to sell you a mail order bride!\n Are you interested?");
if (answer == true) {

var bride_number = prompt("How many Russian ladies would you like to buy?");
if (!bride_number || isNaN(bride_number)) {
        alert('Transaction Cancelled')

}
else {
alert("They cost: {:content:}quot; + bride_price +" each.")
alert("Total {:content:}quot; + (bride_number * bride_price) + ".");
alert("Billing Information:\nName: " + name + "\nAddress: " + live + "\nBrides Purchased: " + bride_number + "\nTax: {:content:}quot; + (Math.round(tax * bride_number * bride_price)) + "\nGrand Total: {:content:}quot; + (Math.round(tax * bride_number * bride_price + bride_price * bride_number)) + "\n\nThank You!\nHave a nice day!");                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                


}

}

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#16 iargue

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:26 AM

Also fuck you!

Sure. When and where?

Also. Why are you using a return 0 function in your main loop? It would end on the next line, why do you need to return 0?

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#17 Waser Lave

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:30 AM

Also. Why are you using a return 0 function in your main loop? It would end on the next line, why do you need to return 0?

That's generally how you end a console application in C++ when everything has worked properly, the main function is declared to return an integer.

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#18 iargue

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:31 AM

That's generally how you end a console application in C++ when everything has worked properly.

Waiting until the next line will accomplish the same exact thing....

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#19 Waser Lave

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:32 AM

Waiting until the next line will accomplish the same exact thing....

Tell the creators of C++, it's just an accepted convention.

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#20 lluvia

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:33 AM

LOL.

In case you guys haven't been able to tell, I'm a girl as well.

Only I only code basic HTML.
Layouts and whatever.

Not on Neo, though.

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<head>
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">
<meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252">
<title>Dressage Club</title>
</head>

<body><center>
<style type="text/css">
body {
scrollbar-base-color: 6d99a1;
scrollbar-track-color: 6d99a1;
scrollbar-highlight: 6d99a1;
scrollbar-deep-shadow: 6d99a1;
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scrollbar-arrow-color: 1d5c68;
background-color: 6d99a1;}
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#holder {text-align: center;}#layout {z-index: 1;position: relative;
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[<a href='function.getimagesize'>function.getimagesize</a>]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory</b><br />
width:650px;background-image: url('http://i44.tinypic.com/auzfno.jpg');height:1200px;margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;background-repeat: no-repeat}
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#layout h2 {border-left:0px dashed hex; border-right:0px dashed hex; border-top:0px dashed border; border-bottom:0px dashed border; color:color;font-size:10px;line-height:5px;text-align:center;padding: 0px;background-color: bg hex;background-image: url('bg%20img');font-weight: normal;font-style: italic;text-transform: none;font-family:Georgia, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; margin-left:5px; margin-right:5px; margin-top:4px; margin-bottom:5px}
#layout {color:1d5c68;font-size:15px;font-family:Georgia, "Times New Roman", Times, serif;text-align:justify;}
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#layout #scroll1 {overflow: auto;position:relative;top:660px;left:50px;width:275px;height:490px;scrollbar-base-color:6d99a1;scrollbar-track-color:6d99a1;}
#layout #scroll2 {overflow: auto;position:relative;top:165px;left:380px;width:270px;height:490px;scrollbar-base-color:6d99a1;scrollbar-track-color:6d99a1;}
#dmenu {z-index: 2;position: relative;}</style><div id="holder"><div id="layout"><div class="text"><div id="scroll1">

<h1>Header</h1>
<h2>sub header</h2>
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</div><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>
Manipulation by <a href=[url=""]home.php?id=10993[/url]>{lluvia graphics</a>. Coding by <a href=[url=""]home.php?id=10993[/url]>{lluvia graphics</a>.
</div></div></div>
</body>
</center>
</html>

Edited by lluvia, 31 October 2011 - 08:51 AM.

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#21 Guest_jcrgirl_*

Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:40 AM

HTML/CSS is a form of code but it's not a form of programming they're totally different because HTML and CSS only affect the elements of a webpage in a static way and they don't involve any input from the user. They aren't able to be manipulated without forms of javascript.

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#22 Nymh

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Posted 31 October 2011 - 09:05 AM

I wrote a poem for you guys.
Codey codey code

My dick is bigger than yours

Functions, lines and variables

why do women always

code in girly languages

if you are not me

then you are not awesome

else GTFO

*bows*