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#1 funnyjenny

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:21 AM

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

i found more funny quotes on this site
http://greenlion.iss...nny_Quotes.html

Edited by funnyjenny, 23 November 2011 - 10:22 AM.


#2 MsRose

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:24 AM

<_<

Be careful what links you click, especially ones from members we don't know.

Edited by MsRose, 23 November 2011 - 10:28 AM.


#3 Sida

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:25 AM

3 made me laugh xD

#4 Musician

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:49 AM

I laughed at #3 as well. x)
The links look safe, but I'm still iffy about clicking it. :p

#5 MsRose

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:54 AM

I laughed at #3 as well. x)
The links look safe, but I'm still iffy about clicking it. :p


I'm not sure if it is or isn't, but I wanted to give a fair warning :3

#6 Sida

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:55 AM

The links are fine.

#7 Musician

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:58 AM

11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

18. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

15. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Trolololol. xD

Thanks for checking, Sida. :)

#8 MsRose

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:02 AM

Thanks for checking, Sida. :)


Agreed +rep

#9 Boggart

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:09 AM

Is this an advertisement? o.o

#10 Musician

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:12 AM

Is this an advertisement? o.o


Advertisement for what? O_o

#11 Boggart

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:14 AM

The website

#12 Sida

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 11:23 AM

The website


Stop being on mod patrol and just enjoy the jokes :p

#13 DreadPirateRoberts

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 02:37 PM

rules are rules.

looks like advertising to me. The username and webpage have a connection ...

#14 Abradix

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 02:55 PM

Hilarious funny quotes? Is this like a 1984 double-plus-good kind of thing? I don't get it.

#15 Sida

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 03:24 PM

Hilarious funny quotes? Is this like a 1984 double-plus-good kind of thing? I don't get it.


Enlighten us with your awesome jokes then, please :)

#16 Abradix

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 04:11 PM

Enlighten us with your awesome jokes then, please :)


No need. I've already won.

Now its time to drink some deliciously tasty victory gin, and strangle a prole.


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