A few hours before this I was in the middle of writing a post something like "I'm surprised nobody has mentioned staff-shaped sex toys yet" but I refrained from posting it because I thought it was pretty unlikely for somebody to actually suggest that. Once again I have been proved wrong (or right...).
Who wouldn't want a Strat dildo? Nymh fleshlight, Elin fantasy pillow, Kway plug, Boggart gag mask...