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[Kyle]

Oh my gosh hahaha. That site is priceless

[NapisaurusRex]

I think you should just state how many you have before you go on asking what's a collection. *forever leaves*

I didn't think it should be a competition. Jeez.

[Hawk]

Oh my gosh hahaha. That site is priceless

To be fair, the products do have prices.

I didn't think it should be a competition. Jeez.

It isn't a competition, it is a scientific study. So please tally up all your toys and report them.

I've got one. Her name is Jill. She's a really reliable "toy", and has always been there to lend me a hand....

[DrRozmus]

They're not toys, they're mushrooms:

[Trichomes]

You're my hero.

You can thank me for that one.

[yeah]

butt plugs shaped like tails
http://bad-dragon.com ?

[Bone]

butt plugs shaped like tails
http://bad-dragon.com ?

great minds think alike

[NapisaurusRex]

You can thank me for that one.

Bone? Bone who? You're my hero.

It isn't a competition, it is a scientific study. So please tally up all your toys and report them.

I've got one. Her name is Jill. She's a really reliable "toy", and has always been there to lend me a hand....

Gah, fine. I have 11 lined up in a drawer. I have others in other places for emergency purposes that I'm not going to dig out and count.

Edited by Napiform, 20 June 2012 - 06:19 PM.

[yeah]

great minds think alike

(◡‿◡✿)

[Suou]

I would call a collection a series of toys that have common characteristics.

For example, I have a collection of glass toys. I own some non-glass toys but glass is the main part of it, so I would call it a glass toy collection and call the others just their individual names.

I'm sure any number of toys greater than 1 would count as a collection though.

[Hawk]

Bone? Bone who? You're my hero.



Gah, fine. I have 11 lined up in a drawer. I have others in other places for emergency purposes that I'm not going to dig out and count.

You didn't have to share. I was just being difficult.

[iargue]

Bone? Bone who? You're my hero.



Gah, fine. I have 11 lined up in a drawer. I have others in other places for emergency purposes that I'm not going to dig out and count.

I can't imagine what kind of emergency you would have that means you need them from somewhere special?

"Oh god! Jessica Alba just showed up naked. NEED DILDO FAST"

[Chappy]

Gah, fine. I have 11 lined up in a drawer. I have others in other places for emergency purposes that I'm not going to dig out and count.
^
I guess that's technically a collection. I didn't think you'd actually count them XD
I have no idea what you mean but emergency but I guess that adds to the idea of a collection.

[NapisaurusRex]

You didn't have to share. I was just being difficult.

(quit peer pressuring me) It's OK. Everyone knows all my REALLY personal information from yung anyway.

I can't imagine what kind of emergency you would have that means you need them from somewhere special?

"Oh god! Jessica Alba just showed up naked. NEED DILDO FAST"

More like an I-have-five-seconds-alone VIBRATE ME emergency. I'm hormonal, share a room with my 4-year-old, and have two prudish roommates. (I prefer toys that move themselves. I rarely have an emergency of that sort that involves me doing real work. That's what the toys in the car are for. Out-and-about emergencies.)

Gah, fine. I have 11 lined up in a drawer. I have others in other places for emergency purposes that I'm not going to dig out and count.
^
I guess that's technically a collection. I didn't think you'd actually count them XD
I have no idea what you mean but emergency but I guess that adds to the idea of a collection.

I thought you weren't coming back? I dunno what you mean by relating emergencies and collections. Do you collect fire extinguishers?

[Bone]

(quit peer pressuring me) It's OK. Everyone knows all my REALLY personal information from yung anyway.


More like an I-have-five-seconds-alone VIBRATE ME emergency. I'm hormonal, share a room with my 4-year-old, and have two prudish roommates. (I prefer toys that move themselves. I rarely have an emergency of that sort that involves me doing real work. That's what the toys in the car are for. Out-and-about emergencies.)


I thought you weren't coming back? I dunno what you mean by relating emergencies and collections. Do you collect fire extinguishers?

Fire extinguishers can be dildos!

[Mishatu]

Fire extinguishers can be dildos!

Hella big dildo.

[Romy]

butt plugs shaped like tails
http://bad-dragon.com ?

dont...make...me....go....back...

[Chappy]

I thought you weren't coming back? I dunno what you mean by relating emergencies and collections. Do you collect fire extinguishers?
^
XD I wasn't but then was curious to what everyone will say. (Everyone here is so funny ^^)
LOL No, I don't collect them. I don't even own one.
I'm just saying since you didn't count the ones in your emergency then it's technically a collection you have.
I just think that over like 15 is a collection. I'm not hating or anything just saying.

[NapisaurusRex]

I thought you weren't coming back? I dunno what you mean by relating emergencies and collections. Do you collect fire extinguishers?
^
XD I wasn't but then was curious to what everyone will say. (Everyone here is so funny ^^)
LOL No, I don't collect them. I don't even own one.
I'm just saying since you didn't count the ones in your emergency then it's technically a collection you have.
I just think that over like 15 is a collection. I'm not hating or anything just saying.

Weelllll... I'll check back in a few months. Seems there is a site or two I seem to have overlooked. Plus I still have to get the rest of my stuff from storage.

WAIT, WAIT. What exactly constitutes a sex toy?

Edited by Napiform, 20 June 2012 - 07:16 PM.

[yeah]

dont...make...me....go....back...

[Hawk]

I have a link for you people posting that pony shit, but I don't want to get in trouble.

[luvsmyncis]

When beloved divorced me the first time, I took the corsets and toys with me, gave them away to others more deserving (although she did come back in about a year to borrow one). Silly me, I had to replace them all after we remarried.

Second hand sex toys? No thanks.
I do like the bear dildo that has balls, though.