Well, I was joking, but if you really wanna know...
bah, I wanted a pussy shot...
I hate summer here, it gets humid so my hair looks horrible and sticks to my neck.. My face is so pale I can't use foundation cause it either looks to red or to yellow. As for the period comments, I hate every little thing about that horrid bodily function..
Right now. Right now right now right now.
I'm so pale my mother thought I was albino when I was born. Seriously, translucent white. Blonde with blue eyes, the whole deal. I got this stuff last week and I am in LOVE. It's just this regular lotion looking stuff, you put on a thiiin coat, and 5-6 hours later you have a gorgeous natural-colored tan, not orange or anything. :') Doesn't even stain fabric. I've been getting so many compliments it's insane.