163 replies to this topic

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm a heathen who only poaches eggs in the microwave.

[Elindoril]

I poach them from nests.

[Frizzle]

If that were the case, wouldn't I have found a yankee instead?

Nah dans just a whore.

[Muffin]

I send my eggs back if they are not runny, hate dry hard yolks.

 

I also have a strange crush on Alan Rickman. I think it's the voice.

[Karla]

Eggs are delish.

I love eggs in any style except deviled. Yuk.

[NapisaurusRex]

Eggs are delish.
I love eggs in any style except deviled. Yuk.

Blasphemy. How do you not like deviled eggs??

[Rocket]

I had scrambled eggs for lunch xD

 

also devilled eggs are the best! they make for some nasty smelling farts though

[HungryForNoms]

Definitely J-law of course. I mean who else right now?

 

And eggs are the bomb diggity. I've been going for simple fried eggs w/ salt & pepper + toasted multigrain bread recently. The sandwich effect is awesome

[Karla]

Blasphemy. How do you not like deviled eggs??

 

I'm not fond of the taste and there's so much yellow stuff.  Sorry. D:

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm not fond of the taste and there's so much yellow stuff.  Sorry. D:

You can change the taste though! That's the beauty of deviled egg!

[Tetiel]

Tell me who you have a crush on.

Does a crush even count if you've technically had a relationship with them? Because if so, I have a crush on a musician who I got along extremely well with. Too well, actually, because he tells me he can't do this because he's not in the right place to get serious because he's about to go on a European tour and doesn't want to hurt me or himself or something. And I'm all like... Goddamn it, I never once, once, tried to tie you down, be possessive, go stalker crazy or any creepy girlfriend things. All I wanted was to spend a little time with him from time to time. That's what I get for trying to corrupt a good boy. *sigh* I really need to ban musicians from my love life, I swear. But musicians, I just can't quit you </3

 

How do you like your egg yolks in fried eggs?

Completely solid. Preferably scrambled. Runny yolks make me want to puke because I get all paranoid about food safety. I'm weird like that. I also dislike undercooked hamburger for the same reason.

 

what's the weirdest thing you've done with a toothbrush?

Well one time at band camp I....

[NapisaurusRex]

Does a crush even count if you've technically had a relationship with them? Because if so, I have a crush on a musician who I got along extremely well with. Too well, actually, because he tells me he can't do this because he's not in the right place to get serious because he's about to go on a European tour and doesn't want to hurt me or himself or something. And I'm all like... Goddamn it, I never once, once, tried to tie you down, be possessive, go stalker crazy or any creepy girlfriend things. All I wanted was to spend a little time with him from time to time. That's what I get for trying to corrupt a good boy. *sigh* I really need to ban musicians from my love life, I swear. But musicians, I just can't quit you </3

I love you.





 

Completely solid. Preferably scrambled. Runny yolks make me want to puke because I get all paranoid about food safety. I'm weird like that. I also dislike undercooked hamburger for the same reason.

Good feeling gone

[Waser Lave]

Runny yolks make me want to puke because I get all paranoid about food safety.

 

We don't tend to have to worry about that in the UK because 90% of our chickens are vaccinated against salmonella and they mark the eggs which come from those chickens so you know they're safe.

[Jolly]

Going to to eat a half a chicken tonight, wish me luck.

 

By the way running eggs are the best. I like cooking eggs in a muffin tin to make easy to eat eggies.

[NapisaurusRex]

I don't worry about it at all.

[Boggart]

I also don't like eggs

 

I have a crush on Jesus and gambling

[NapisaurusRex]

I also don't like eggs

 

I have a crush on Jesus and gambling

Do you gamble with Jesus?

[Renie]

Any cute japanese/thailand/korean guy. Srsly.

 

[NapisaurusRex]

Any cute japanese/thailand/korean guy. Srsly.

a/s/l?

[Ali]

Many and varied and I don't really like eggs unless they're scrambled.

[Rocket]

sooo i hate when i get the heartwrenching text of "i miss you"

 

asdfkljasl;dkfja;sdkl fjasd;fjkl a;

 

/hangs self

[NapisaurusRex]

Those are among my favorite texts.

[Mishelle]

I like eggs any kind of way because eggs are amazing. 

 

I have a lot of small crushes (likeomghessohot) and one huge pathetic crush.

[Rocket]

Those are among my favorite texts.

 

it just hurts in all the wrong places

 

then he tops it with something nsfw smh

[NapisaurusRex]

it just hurts in all the wrong places
 
then he tops it with something nsfw smh

Was it a log?