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The Sexy Yacht Party of Death - A NeoCodex Murder Mystery

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#1 Keil

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 03:02 PM

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
 
The Sexy Yacht Party of Death

A rich and eccentric playboy trillionaire has kidnapped four civilians and four lunatic murderers, drugged them, and set all of them afloat a floating yacht laced with satin, silk, and squirt bottles of lube in every room. Well, ignore the weird dude. He's not important. What's important is that four civilians has been put into an enclosed space with four lunatic murderers. These four convicted criminals are most homicidal during a red moon and in October, a red moon happens every Saturday. Otherwise they are indistinguishable from the average human being. Which four are which, you ask? What fun would that be if I told you.
 
Introduction Stories:

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The Cast:
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The Winners are:

1st Place @Kord

2nd Place @Psyduck

3rd Place @nitro

 
In descending order order, please PM Keil to receive your prize.
 

Congratulations!

 

Congratulations to All Participants!

 

The top 8 participants will receive the Sexy Yacht Party of Death Champ award

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All participants will receive the Sexy Yacht Party of Death Participant away.

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Thanks @Liesa for making them!

 

Score card and Placements

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Epilogue

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The boat docked at Grand City Harbor surrounded by steel warehouses, storage crates, and huge mechanical cranes. Signor Amante hopped off the safety railing and jumped headfirst into the murky, oil-tinted water. After a thick, bubbling splash, he resurfaced and found his collar nowhere to be found. He looked back up on the yacht and saw both Carbo and Augury waving their collars in the air.
 
After all three set foot on cold, broken concrete, they looked back at the boat that terrorized their life for the past month. Conveniently for all of them, none of them are very sentimental so they moved on without a second thought.
 
Carbo waved goodbye and Signor Amante returned the gesture. As Carbo turned away, Augury shot his pistol right into Carbo’s heart, instantly killing him.
 
Signor Amante was shocked and couldn’t speak.
 
“I’ll make this simple and quick. I’m the Captain of this Yacht.”
 
Signor Amante was still frozen. Augury continued.
 
“The yacht’s purpose was to—” Augury was interrupted by the sharp pain in his lower back. He looks down and sees the tip of knife protruding out of his stomach. Augury collapsed with a thud.
 
Behind him was a young man. He was feeble in stature with no signs of growing facial hair except for his prepubescent moustache. He looks at Signor Amante for a second and uttered the following:
 
“I’m Keil. You are just a parody of a real person who frequents a game cheating website mainly for a children’s web browsing inside a hastily made murder mystery weekly plot that is composed of 80% bullshit. You don’t exist. Bye.”
 
With that, the mysterious man threw a smoke bomb at the floor, but when the smoke cleared, Keil was still in the same spot. There was an awkward silence. The two walked towards different directions, avoiding eye contact.
 

The End.

 

Hidden Stories Revealed

Murder #1: Hang on Little Kitty

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Murder #2: Trade Gone Wrong
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Murder #3: On Cold (Dismembered) Feet
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#2 Riku

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 03:14 PM

Ooh, this sounds awesome.



#3 Devoid

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 03:14 PM

It was so much text, I skipped it all.

When's the party?



#4 KyloRen

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 03:15 PM

Awww, I don't get to be on the boat?  :(



#5 Swar

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 03:31 PM

And I thought the Desert Diplomacy event was complicated...

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 04:06 PM

Mr. Roomy

 

hehhehehe



#7 Elindoril

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 04:16 PM

Someone's been playing DanganRonpa.

Of course your despair hope filled avatar and sig combo kinda gave it away already.

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 10:05 PM

I'm sooooo going to die first :(



#9 Katya

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 04:46 AM

I'm honest. I didn't understand a word.

But nice pics...? 

 

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 06:20 AM

Oooooh, exciting! *watching things on her panel*

#11 Batori

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 06:39 AM

Interesting, this should be fun.



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Posted 04 October 2014 - 07:56 AM

After reading through all that text.....I think I know what to ask and who to ask...hopefully...or maybe I just didn't read it all



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Posted 04 October 2014 - 07:56 AM

Yes! All good stories start with collars.



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Posted 04 October 2014 - 10:16 AM

Cards Against Humanity/Arrested Development reference?  :wub:



#15 Swar

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 10:40 AM

I'm honest. I didn't understand a word.
But nice pics...? 
 
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Maybe I can help in Portuguese?

#16 Keil

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Posted 05 October 2014 - 07:04 PM

MURDER #1: Hang on, Little Kitty!

 

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Signor Amante was awakened by hollow booming bouncing off the steel frame. He tried to muffle out sound, but even the plush and feathery heart shape pillows couldn't mute the pounding out of his ears. He got up, put on his signature grey coat (the one with distinct brown leather sewn in at the elbows that all college professors wore), and dragged his feet to the kitchen. He was hungry. There, he noticed three things:

 

1. The yacht doesn't stash sourdough bread. The fuck.

2. One of the passenger's corpse is dangling with a rope around her neck outside beside the kitchen's porthole window.

3. One of the roast beef cuts is prepared with a rare red wine. Fancy.

 

He made his sandwich and dragged his feet back to the dorm corridor. He knocked on everyone's closed door and yelled, "MUUUUHHDRA! MUUUUUHDRA!" He shouldn't yell with a mouth full of roast beef, tomato, lettuce, cucumbers, green peppers, and mayo. 

 

Check tomorrow for everyone's testimonies/investigation results!



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Posted 05 October 2014 - 07:10 PM

RIP MISSILE! 



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Posted 05 October 2014 - 07:13 PM

I didn't like her anyway...



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Posted 05 October 2014 - 07:13 PM

Never a bad time for a sandwich, I always say.



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Posted 05 October 2014 - 07:17 PM

Sounds fun lets see if I can squeeze this in my already packed life  :sadangel:



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Posted 05 October 2014 - 07:27 PM

Murders really work up my appetite. 



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Posted 05 October 2014 - 09:57 PM

Very impressive, @Keil...and you're also cute, so thank you for the profile/avatar update featuring your visage. :)


Edited by Kord, 05 October 2014 - 09:57 PM.


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Posted 06 October 2014 - 09:05 PM

Testimonies/Investigation: MURDER #1

 

YAM

I don't know anything about Missile's murder. A murder that morning was too early. I know everyone's just started to get used to this ship and were more worried about the letter on the door. I don't know why but most of the people decided to lock themselves in Saturday evening. I don't blame them. I too, stayed in my room because of the letter on my door. Who wouldn't. Well, Missile wouldn't. Missile knocked on everyone's door to meet and greet everyone, but hardly got a response. I opened my door out of courtesy, but closed my door after some quick pleasantries. I stayed my room for the rest of the night.

 

 

SIGNOR AMANTE

The letter? I didn't let it eat me up like every shut-in here. On Saturday night while everyone was locked in their rooms except for Hymn, Evem, Missile and myself, I took a look around the ship. This place is loaded. There's a fully stocked bar in  the Banquet Hall, a few hot tubs around the pool and the latest apple computers in the Computer lab. Now about that lab: there's no internet, but full of porn. There's also a huge monitor in that room showing everyone's vitals and locations on the ship. On Saturday Night, I knew where everyone was and thought nothing of it since everyone was either in their rooms or the banquet hall, except for myself. After I saw the corpse and called everyone, I went back to the computer lab and it said she died at 2AM but was in the kitchen. The tracking device in our collars must not be 100% accurate.

 

 

AUGURY

I slept in my room that night without getting food. I was starving but it didn't matter. I knew something bad was going to happen Saturday night. I can tell. Call it gambler's intuition. And I bet right. That morning, I looked all over the boat for clues. It was safe to because if the killer killed twice within days, they too would die on the spot. Nothing weird throughout the boat except the bar in the banquet hall is a mess and so was the supply closet. The supply closet was especially suspicious. There were foot prints on the floor from what I can safely guess is vomit. I know that smell anywhere. Kid, once you hit rock bottom like me, that smell is like a buddy at the bar that never leaves. Did I forget to mention: The shelves in the supply closet seemed empty. That is maybe where the rope used to be.

 

MR ROOMY

Hey man, you can trust me. I wouldn't be lying about a murder. Poor girl Missile was hung over from drinking all that booze and got hung from the rope. The killer took advantage of her when she was passed out, whipped the rope around her neck and pushed her body out of the porthole of the Banquet Hall. She falls then CRAACCCKKK. Her neck broke. This murder is simple.

 

 


EVEN

Yes. I was with Missile on the night of her death. So was Hymn. We were downing shots like animals. Give me a break. We were meant to kill each other. What would you do in you were in my situation? You either lock yourself up in your room like a wimp or drink booze until you can't feel no more. Hymn called it a night at around 11 PM while Missile and I stayed in the Banquet room. She said the liquor didn't make her feel better. Anyway, Missile and I continued to drink. The girl only drank coffee which I think is boring, but it was her choice. It was 1 AM when I felt like I drank too much. The one thing that sucks about this boat is that the only restrooms are attached to each individual room. I ran back to my room and let all that good liquor to waste. I woke up when i heard Amante yelling something.

 

 

CARBO
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(Translator's notes: to dumb; didn't listen, but he did have this map written out. So there is hope for this twerp. Huh. Good for him.)
 
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HYMN

 

*Hymn just stares and groans* Fine. I had too much liquor. Happy? I ran to my room but I ran down an extra flight of stairs and ended up at the Supply closet. I threw up there. Judge me, I don't care. I stayed in my room for the rest of the night, but that didn't help. The boat swaying made the night hell.

 

Time to Interrogate

 

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 04:40 AM

That bird avatar looks suspiciously familiar. Hmmmm



#25 Honey

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 05:25 AM

I'm wondering what Yam was doing thet whole time locked up in the room. Wasn't it boring?





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