Entry One by @Napiform
"This is WAY too starchy for my school lunch plan. Give them rice instead."
Entry Two by @anewvision
"Bleh... ain't about that abortion life."
Entry Three by @Psyduck
"Someone said this looked like me? Bitch please.....I'M FABULOUS!"
Entry Four by @Rocket
Michelle to @Napiform: "CHECK OUT THIS YAM GIRL!"
Entry Five by @Prisca
"Girl, are these your brains?"
Entry Six by @Wundy
"You expect me to feed these children.. this? Mm. mm. No. I've gotta change some things around here. Nope."
Entry Seven by @masxed
Michelle: "Ooo girl! You won't believe the size of the dump I just took!"
Kids on the right: "Holy shit the ascending master has spoken!"
Kid on the left: "Yeah whatever, I'm getting the hell out of here!"
Entry Eight by @Kord
"Please, children, remember that regular colonoscopies can prevent surprises like THIS from happening!"
Entry Nine by @Swarley
"Why is there a tumor in my garden?"
Entry Ten by @DonValentino
"If Barack was this big, I'd be in trouble!"
Entry Eleven by @Fanged
"My husband's always calling me 'Sweet Potato'... is he tryna say I look like THIS?!"
Entry Twelve by @Megazord
Barack: "Heh heh. What is that, The Yammityville Horror?"
Michelle: "Seriously?"
Entry Thirteen by @CaptainDantes
Nature: "Thanks Michelle! I was SO constipated."
Michelle: "Why is this not appetizing anymore?"
Entry Fourteen by @arcanum
"I hope you can't tell by my face that I'm completely disgusted by this monstrosity."
Entry Fifteen by @Michaelhex
"Seriously, it is so freakin' weird. At first, you don't even think it's a potato, but after you look at it for a minute, you realize it is a potato, but it's all fucked up."