is #2 for real? there are benefits to brushing your hair. i have short hair and i don't own a comb but i be sure to comb my hair using my hand every morning lol.
Are you asking if I lied?
I actually was going to do this anyway yay.
The "Facts" about Me
1. My favorite color is pink. - False
My favorite color is purple.
2. I never brush my hair. - True
Yes, I never brush my hair. When it was long, I had to brush it, but since I've cut it all off my hair is fine without brushing. I don't even style it, just wash-n-dry.
3. I was born with a birth defect. - True
I had a sixth toe on my left foot when I was born. It was a legit full-fledged toe with bones and everything. My parents had it removed when I was about 2 years old.
4. I wear no-line bifocals. - True
I have accommodative insufficiency, which means the system in my eyes that is responsible for focusing things up close is prematurely weak. I can see up close without bifocals but it takes significantly more work for me than it does for most people my age, and I get fatigue and headaches after doing it for a while.
5. I was offered a full ride to university in 8th grade but my parents wouldn't let me skip high school. - True
I don't remember the name of the university. I had taken my ACT in 7th grade and got a 21. Apparently the program that I was a part of published the scores to several universities and one of them sent me an offer letter. My father said that high school was full of important life experiences and I could not skip it, so I didn't get to go.
6. I got one of my first jobs by talking about the Wheel of Time novels with the manager. - True
I interviewed for a position at the 2-screen movie theatre in town. While sitting in the small, messy manager's office with the three managers I noticed a Wheel of Time book sticking out of one of the desk drawers. I commented on it and said that I was currently reading it. Two of the three managers were huge fantasy readers, and the other was a massive anime nerd. We bonded immediately and talked about fantasy stuff for about an hour. I walked out of there with a uniform and a work schedule. One of those managers is still one of my best friends.
7. My second college major was Applied Mathematics. - False
My second college major was Physics. Then I switched to Applied Mathematics because fuck physics.
8. My middle name is Antoinette. - True
Requires no explanation.
9. I have had LASIK. - False
I had PRK in 2007. Trick question lol
10. I've been divorced. - False
The girls' dad and I were never married, thank goodness.
Tiebreaker Questions (not used but just for fun):
1. I sing in the shower. - False
Never have, never will. But I belt out some mad tunes in the car.
2. I've never had a cavity. - True
I like dentist visits because I've never had anything wrong with my teeth. I'm afraid my time is coming, though.
3. I had braces for 3 years. - False
I had braces for 1.5 years. I was pretty lucky.