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[Coops]

Okay, so two nights ago, my husband and I were deliriously tired. 

My husband asked me about actors I would bang based on their voice. He asked if I'd bang Morgan Freeman. I told him no, because I'd feel like I was having sex with a children's book, since Morgan Freeman has such a wholesome voice to me. He totally didn't get it. Am I crazy? Is Morgan Freeman's voice the epitome of innocence and virtue? Would you bang Morgan Freeman?

[Salade]

Morgan Freeman's voice sounds like hot chocolate and Christmas. But also bonfires. A storyteller voice on a cold winter's eve. Ergo not bangable.

[Maha]

I can't even imagine the noises or words he'd be saying during sex... 

LMFAO

 

[Adam]

Morgan Freeman's voice sounds like hot chocolate and Christmas. But also bonfires. A storyteller voice on a cold winter's eve. Ergo not bangable.

This summarizes everything I would use as a counter argument. 

[Karla]

Eh, not really. IMO Freeman has a pure voice, and must stay pure. Can't bang that.

[bball4eva]

He has a grandfather's voice...would you boink your grandfather? I hope the answer is no...

[Adam]

He has a grandfather's voice...would you boink your grandfather? I hope the answer is no...

Hey now, boinking your grandfather is a very common practice in Kentucky .

[Kaddict]

First two voices I thought of: James Earl Jones. And then in a far distant 2nd place: E40. Disclaimer: I am not gay, but these are the obvious first 2 choices for me.

[Grumpy]

Heck no. All I could imagine would be the penguins.

[MozzarellaSticks]

He had a great voice, but it's not a sexy voice. It'd be like banging a nature documentary narrator.