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#51 Frizzle

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Posted 31 January 2016 - 01:21 PM

How much do you expect to be paid?

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Posted 31 January 2016 - 04:04 PM

~8k is the going rate for a successful one, 1k if not.



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Posted 31 January 2016 - 09:41 PM

Yeah, honestly I feel like there are some guys who should pay to donate sperm. "So, you get an isolated dark room, a semi-crunchy lazy boy and all the porn on VHS that I can handle??? Where do I sign up?"



#54 Frizzle

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Posted 31 January 2016 - 10:11 PM

VHS? What decade do you live in?

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 09:39 AM

VHS? What decade do you live in?

That is the appeal! idk, I have never donated sperm, just from what I hear. 



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Posted 01 February 2016 - 09:46 AM

My body is going to be empty when they lower me into the ground. I'll donate anything that can still be used, that way I can live on in another body and take it captive. 



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Posted 01 February 2016 - 10:16 AM

My body is going to be empty when they lower me into the ground. I'll donate anything that can still be used, that way I can live on in another body and take it captive. 

 

Do you truly believe you will inhibit that body? How will you split your conscious amongst so many living beings? 



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Posted 01 February 2016 - 10:26 AM

Do you truly believe you will inhibit that body? How will you split your conscious amongst so many living beings?


Nah it's like horcruxes.

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Posted 01 February 2016 - 10:50 AM

Nah it's like horcruxes.

beat me to it... =/



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Posted 01 February 2016 - 11:20 AM

beat me to it... =/

 

I already had that thought but I was hoping Octopus himself was gonna put it together :( 



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Posted 01 February 2016 - 12:51 PM

Do you truly believe you will inhibit that body? How will you split your conscious amongst so many living beings? 

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#62 Kaddict

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Posted 02 February 2016 - 12:22 PM

This does bring up an interesting debate. Wherein does the conscious lie? For horcruxes, they must put a bit of the conscious mind in each one, right (like the diary)? 



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 12:28 AM

My friend and I were talking about this the other day. It would be interesting if people could only receive organs if they were organ donors themselves...



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 08:03 AM

I don't think that you should be able to specify where your organs go. That's a bit fucked up. Imagine you were first on the list for an organ, find out there's one available, and then find out it's not going to you because of some stupid reason that the person gave before they passed. You're gone, it can help people. Why ruin their new shot at life?

I doubt they'd intentionally tell them that there's one available if it wouldn't go to them. I can see how computer/human error would cause a lawsuit of mass proportions if it happened though.
 
 

This does bring up an interesting debate. Wherein does the conscious lie? For horcruxes, they must put a bit of the conscious mind in each one, right (like the diary)?

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 05:15 PM

My friend and I were talking about this the other day. It would be interesting if people could only receive organs if they were organ donors themselves...

I like that. How would you control people from just signing up once they realize they will need a transplant?



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 06:15 PM

I like that. How would you control people from just signing up once they realize they will need a transplant?

Put them at the end of the list.



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 06:50 PM

I'm an organ donor and i support organ donation but i think people should have full autonomy over their bodies so the idea of forced organ donation makes me uncomfortable. And no I don't believe people should specifiy where their organs go because like any gift once you give it away it's not yours anymore.

Edited by Mishelle, 05 February 2016 - 06:52 PM.


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Posted 05 February 2016 - 09:59 PM

Corpses don't have body autonomy.

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 10:32 PM

Put them at the end of the list.

Would that work? I don't really know the details of transplants but figure they need to crossmatch types really closely, and give it to someone relatively nearby (so the organ doesn't die during transportation) so I feel like they just give to the best match, not necessarily who is "first" on the list? Maybe. Could be totally wrong. xD



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Posted 06 February 2016 - 05:26 AM

Would that work? I don't really know the details of transplants but figure they need to crossmatch types really closely, and give it to someone relatively nearby (so the organ doesn't die during transportation) so I feel like they just give to the best match, not necessarily who is "first" on the list? Maybe. Could be totally wrong. xD

I was under the impression that geographical distance wasn't taken into consideration. There's airplanes and stuff they can go on.

 

at the time of donation, potential transplant recipients are matched in priority based upon criteria such as severity of illness, length of time on the waiting list, blood type, and size of the organ.


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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:36 AM

 

I was under the impression that geographical distance wasn't taken into consideration. There's airplanes and stuff they can go on.

 

 

 

 

 These usually include: blood type, body size, severity of patient's medical condition, distance between the donor's hospital and the patient's hospital...
http://www.organdono...anmatching.html

Yeah, distance is usually considered. Weird though, right? Since to us distance isn't much of a factor anymore.



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Posted 06 February 2016 - 07:50 AM

 These usually include: blood type, body size, severity of patient's medical condition, distance between the donor's hospital and the patient's hospital...
http://www.organdono...anmatching.html

Yeah, distance is usually considered. Weird though, right? Since to us distance isn't much of a factor anymore.

Your resource is better than mine. 

 

But what are the odds of someone adding themselves to the organ donor list because they need an organ, then that person being the only person in that area who needs that organ next in line and everything else is perfectly aligned for it?



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Posted 06 February 2016 - 08:07 AM

Your resource is better than mine. 

 

But what are the odds of someone adding themselves to the organ donor list because they need an organ, then that person being the only person in that area who needs that organ next in line and everything else is perfectly aligned for it?

Yeah, that seems unlikely. Maybe (if the scenario being talked about was in place) they could put like a 6 month waiting period or something after the person became a donor. Or whatever.



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Posted 07 February 2016 - 12:39 PM

Corpses don't have body autonomy.


Pretty sure they do that's why things such as digging up graves, desecration of a corpse and necrophilia are illegal.

#75 Frizzle

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Posted 07 February 2016 - 01:09 PM

Sorry. "Corpses don't have body autonomy over the living"



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