Themed Writing Contest #12
Theme: Poem on Inanimate Objects
Shove those Valentine's chocolate away. I present you this semi-fresh contest!
Hate those nasty caramel chocolate you got 50% off? Write a poem.
Tried those nasty Sour watermelon peeps? Start writing a poem!
You like lamps? Well write a poem. Like lint fluffs? Write a poem.
Have a special connection with Angel Soft toilet paper? Write a poem.
Not sponsored by any items above.
Please try to refrain from super sexual experiences. Let's keep it under rated R.
The sky is the Limit!!! 3 lines are minimum for this poem!
So Haikus and other forms of poetry is allowed~
If you have any questions please feel free to PM me~
Rules:
1. You must write it yourself. (Don't give me that refrigerator one.)
2. It must follow Codex rules.
3. Poem can not be about a living object. Plants are living. Just saying.
4. Submissions must be submitted via PM to me, by 2/27/2016 11:59 PM Pacific Time Zone
(UTC-08:00) AKA: Neopets time~
5. Please title your submission/PM "Themed Writing Contest #12"!
6. Each participant may submit up to 2 Poems~
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