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The 2016 Lyttle Lytton contest winners


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#1 DonValentino

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 04:01 PM

A contest where people compete to write the worst first sentence for an imaginary novel. Enjoy!

 

http://adamcadre.ac/16lyttle.html



#2 Elindoril

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 06:13 PM

“Cucks! You’re all cucks!” I passionately exclaimed.


Damn 4chan buzzwords.

#3 Coops

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 07:00 PM

I'm surprised a line reminiscent of 50 Shades of Suck isn't in here.

 

Like the one about anna's butthole being a chocolate starfish.

 

The whole entire 50 Shades Series could win that contest. :|



#4 Poh

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Posted 05 May 2016 - 01:13 AM

Somehow all my favorites are the eye-related ones.




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