Congratulations!!!! You get to run the next contest now! Yippee!!!!
Paul blart's cousin, bathroom cop.
Cruising in a bathroom? NO MORE GUYS !
*whips out dick for pee test*
Officer: "That's it?"
"Two ply means you only need to use one sheet at a time, buddy. Don't worry about how I know you used more."
I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggonit, people like me. I deserve this. I can DO IT. They'll call me MADGE THE BADGE. DO IT! DO IT! RAAAAAAWR!
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
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(credit to Fikri)