Probably the reason for my greasy hair:
I love squeezing out blocked pores. Love blackheads. Especially when the plug is super hard. Or when it comes out in a long snake-like piece. A ranking of my favourite blocked pores moments and their location:
1. A little lump on my biceps near my armpit. One day there was a liiittle tiny bit of something sticking out and I pulled it. It was fabric, sebum and my deodorant mixed together. I squeezed out a huuuuge worm of that mixture. The whole lump ended up being this satisfying string of gooey idk what. Smelled like that one Rexona deodorant.
2. A little hard lump under my tit (I get so many blocked hard pores under my tits or where my bra is.) Tried unclogging it a few nights in a round, but the plug just kind of kept flinching back into the skin. Got infected, and two evenings later I saw a little something peeking out. I pulled on it, then squeezed out a preeetty long worm of orangey goo. The first half was really hard, towards the end it got softer and gooier.
3. Really TMI: Where my leg meets my genital area I got some blocked pores. Probably from my underwear. They're flesh coloured, ergo not infected. Time to get out a good light source and a small mirror. The plug was small and hard and so satisfying to get out. I bled so much lol.
How I tell if I'm about to start my period:
There's more, because I'm a walking bundle of grossness.