Even more on time than the voting thread, I present to you the winners of the inaugural Out of Context Contest!
In 1st place, with their entry:
"I got iced for trying to trade sexual favors for a paintbrush."
We have a 3-way tie for 2nd (Within that, two members submitted the same entry, which I didn't catch). Winners determined by time of entry.
In 2nd, with their entry:
"dude, ive been areested twice, but the wierd thing is i fucked my girl friend on the subway(she got on top adn bounced) people just watched us, no one minded(very wierd)"
is @Bone! Congratulations!
In 3rd, with their entry:
"You've always preferred the flesh of newborns, then?"
is @Susie! Congratulations!
And rounding out the top 4 is @Kaddict, with the same entry as Bone, but the last of the 4 to enter. Congratulations!
Winners may choose their prize in order of their placement. Prizes include (assuming they're still available):
- Ghostkerbomb (Courtesy of @Keil)
- 1,999,984 Pure NP +/- 16 NP (Courtesy of Keil)
- 1500 NeoCash Custom (winner tells me what they want to buy that's available in the NC Mall at the time of the winner's inquiry and I'll buy and send them over. 10 Box Limit) (Courtesy of Keil)
- Grey Techo MP (Courtesy of @WarezHaxor
But wait, there's more! @Bones also generously donated a Baby PB, so with their entry of "Swamp balls is just as bad as swamp ass." Congratulations to @cara! You may choose after the others have done so.
Thanks for playing this speedy lightning round of the Out of Context Contest! Next round will start around the same time as the next round of the Shitty GFX contest. So long, and thanks for all the fish!