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#26 Neo

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 04:15 AM

a hole is right, lol, I heard that off 'are you afriad of the dark'!!! (crappy show, on nickleodeon)

#27 LightSabre

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 04:30 AM

Here's one: It's winter and you're in a cold, dark house. You have a match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?  :innocent:

#28 Typhoon

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 08:14 AM

The match! lol! That 'Are You Afraid of The Dark' show was crap!

Here's a very overused one.

There's a green bungalow, everything inside and outside it is green, what colour are the stairs?

#29 Frizzle

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 08:43 AM

The match! lol! That 'Are You Afraid of The Dark' show was crap!

Here's a very overused one.

There's a green bungalow, everything inside and outside it is green, what colour are the stairs?

Bungalows don't have stairs.

#30 Shivi

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 02:28 PM

What has keys but opens no locks

A piano or keyboard? :innocent:

Edited by Shivi, 03 May 2004 - 02:34 PM.


#31 XenoCyde

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Posted 04 May 2004 - 12:43 PM

Q: whatsblack + blue + dont wanna hav sex?

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Posted 04 May 2004 - 04:23 PM

w00t! I started the official riddle topic!

#33 Frizzle

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Posted 05 May 2004 - 11:09 PM

a beaten up boyfreind?

#34 LightSabre

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 04:49 AM

Q: whatsblack + blue + dont wanna hav sex?

Really don't know ....... tell us lol.

Here's another to ponder over in the meanti'me:

It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life and kills laughter. What is it?  :p

#35 Frizzle

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 09:05 AM

Q: whatsblack + blue + dont wanna hav sex?

Really don't know ....... tell us lol.

Here's another to ponder over in the meanti'me:

It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life and kills laughter. What is it?  :p

Nucelar explosion?

#36 LightSabre

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 03:59 AM

Notidart had it right and it was 'darkness'.

Here's a si'mple one:

What is it that you break each ti'me you name it?  ;)

#37 Hidden.Elf

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 04:17 AM

a secret or a promise?

#38 LightSabre

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 04:19 AM

a secret or a promise?

Nope, heh heh.  ;)

#39 TheWu

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Posted 12 May 2004 - 06:02 PM

Your vocal cord :help: .

#40 LightSabre

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 03:53 AM

ROFL! Well, only if you scream it.  :offtopic:

Since it's been around for some ti'me already, I'll give the answer:

silence (you break 'silence' when you speak the word)  ^_^

Another:

If boiling whater is poured into a thick drinking glass as well as a very thin wine glass, of the two, which is more likely to crack and why?

#41 Typhoon

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 04:51 AM

The thick glass is more likely to crack since glass is a poor conductor of heat. In a thin glass, the heat passes more quickly from the glass into the surrounding air, causing the glass to expand equally. When hot whater is poured into a thick glass, the inner surface expands, but the outer surface does not. It is this extreme stress on the glass that causes it to crack.

Hmmm, Physics lessons are actually useful! Teacher told us that on Friday!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whater. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at hi'm. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

[edit] lmao, forgot to put 'Why' in my riddle :offtopic:

Edited by Typhoon, 13 May 2004 - 04:52 AM.


#42 LightSabre

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 04:58 AM

Ummmm, stop googling the riddles, even the answer was exact lol. *whips out Chinese riddle book and attempts in vain to translate them properly*  :offtopic:

Anyway, yours was: The man had the hiccups and the whater helped hi'm stop it, and the gun scared hi'm which also help stop his hiccups as well.

Courtesy of google. :harhar:

Edited by SN74, 13 May 2004 - 04:58 AM.


#43 Typhoon

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 05:00 AM

Bah!! Actually the answer was lifted straight from my physics book. If my scanner hadn't smashed I'd have showed you.

#44 Frizzle

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Posted 13 May 2004 - 08:56 AM

Bah!! Actually the answer was lifted straight from my physics book. If my scanner hadn't smashed I'd have showed you.

Just happened to crash didn't it?

please don't google the answers, use ask jeeves :offtopic:

#45 Euphoria

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 10:33 PM

What tastes like fish and smells like chicken?

(clue: from digibliss..NO NOT NEO_GRL.)
(it isnt rude..trust me.)

#46 Frizzle

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 12:32 PM

Snake.

#47 pyke

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 08:19 AM

heres a riddle!!!
A box without hinge, key or lid, yet inside golden treasure is hid. What am I?

Also the worlds dumbest!!!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Edited by pyke, 23 May 2004 - 08:20 AM.


#48 Guest_JinX_*

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 01:02 PM

try and guess dis 1, what is an object where the person hu uses it cant see it, but the person hu buys it can but cant use it?

Uh.....Jus wondering but why would the guy that can't use it buy it in the first place? I'm just.(Hoping it will help me with the riddle more so.  :( )

#49 Frizzle

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 01:18 AM

It's a coffin.

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Posted 02 June 2004 - 07:26 AM

Also the worlds dumbest!!!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

it was stapled to the chicken.

A box without hinge, key or lid, yet inside golden treasure is hid. What am I?

an egg.

I got 1 to: thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. what are they?

Edited by janner_jaap, 02 June 2004 - 07:42 AM.



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