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[pyke]

YES!! It was stapled to the chicken!!! I found that in a Stephen King book Wizard and Glass.
Here is one...a bunch of you might know it...

A homocidal maniac jumps at a lady with two kids. He says she has to choose which one he kills. Who does she choose?

The answer is they are teeth on a toungue?

Edited by pyke, 05 June 2004 - 03:54 PM.

[xx_WLT_xx]

ohhh. Here's a good one (it's in a book):

A wizard leads xx_WLT_xx to an underground room. xx_WLT_xx finds hi'mself facing two doors. He must walk through one of them. If he picks the wrong one, he will land in a dreary dungeon. If he picks the right door, he will take a big step toward freedom. There are two trolls in the room with hi'm. One troll always tells the truth. The other troll always tells lies. xx_WLT_xx has no idea which troll lies and which one tells the truth. The wizard instructs hi'm to ask one troll one question (only one). If he asks the right question, he will discover freedom's door. What question should xx_WLT_xx ask?

er, if you know the answer, just keep it, OK?

[NP_craver]

I think I heard xx_wlt_xx's riddle in some show before

[Charlie Hustle]

I got a hard one(no I mean a riddle)

alright what is greater than god more evil than the devil all poor people have it all rich people need it and if you eat it you willl die.

pm if you know the answer and then you can post it

[powerman5000]

weed?

[Charlie Hustle]

who ever get it get their rep raised as long as its ok with the admin, but you have to pm me before posting

[LightSabre]

It's a 7-letter word kekekeke. 

[Charlie Hustle]

yep

[XenoCyde]

Q: how many tiems can a cat cross the road?
A: 1.. cats have 9 lives is BS xD

Edited by Xenocyde, 01 July 2004 - 08:54 AM.

[Gnome]

Q: how many tiems can a cat cross the road?
A: 1.. cats have 9 lives is BS xD

  I dont get it lol  :blink:

[Moo]

Also the worlds dumbest!!!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

it was stapled to the chicken.


an egg.

I got 1 to: thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. what are they?

teeth, god people, use your own riddles, don't get them from The Hobbit! just kidding

Edited by Moo, 04 July 2004 - 08:50 PM.

[Taook]

[/QUOTE]can I answer master shake's riddle?

[EDIT]
[quote]Q: how many tiems can a cat cross the road?
A: 1.. cats have 9 lives is BS xD [/quote]
just because a cat crosses the road doesn't mean it gets hit, not to mention killed

[EDIT2]
nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil, poor people have nothing, rich people lack nothing, and if you eat nothing, you will die

NOTHING!!!

[EDIT3]
[quote]A homocidal maniac jumps at a lady with two kids. He says she has to choose which one he kills. Who does she choose?[/quote]

Ummmmm...the dead one?

Edited by Taook, 08 July 2004 - 05:30 PM.

[Fatal]

The 100 people couldn't fit and they blew up because they were so dense?

lol no offense but that was REALLY funny..+ rep needed sum laugh

[Cheetos]

how many ani'mals of the same sex did moses put on his arc?

post if you know

[Cataliste]

Noah had the arc

[Cheetos]

Noah had the arc

right 

[Charlie Hustle]

I got another riddle
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

pm if you know the answer so you can post it

[Taook]

MasterShake's Answer:

Since none of the men are wearing the color of suit that corresponds to their names, and Mr. Red was replying to the man in the blue suit, it had to be Mr. Green to whom he replied. We then know that Mr.Green is wearing a blue suit. Therefore, Mr. Red is wearing a green suit and Mr. Blue is wearing a red suit.

Taook's Answer:

mr. red-green suit
mr. blue-red shirt
mr. green-blue shirt

[Charlie Hustle]

got another one

If two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning, what ti'me would it be now?

pm me if you know the answer

[Cataliste]

9 o'clock

Nine o'clock. Since there are twelve hours between the two ti'mes, and half of that ti'me equals six, then the halfway mark would have to be seven o'clock. If it were seven o'clock, two hours ago, the ti'me would now be nine o'clock

[Charlie Hustle]

There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." What is the word?

pm me if you know. I bet I got you all on this one

[Cataliste]

Therein:

the
then
he
hit
in
thin
here
there
rent
her