Posted 05 June 2004 - 07:00 AM
Posted 05 June 2004 - 03:53 PM
Here is one...a bunch of you might know it...
A homocidal maniac jumps at a lady with two kids. He says she has to choose which one he kills. Who does she choose?
The answer is they are teeth on a toungue?
Edited by pyke, 05 June 2004 - 03:54 PM.
Posted 07 June 2004 - 06:15 AM
A wizard leads xx_WLT_xx to an underground room. xx_WLT_xx finds hi'mself facing two doors. He must walk through one of them. If he picks the wrong one, he will land in a dreary dungeon. If he picks the right door, he will take a big step toward freedom. There are two trolls in the room with hi'm. One troll always tells the truth. The other troll always tells lies. xx_WLT_xx has no idea which troll lies and which one tells the truth. The wizard instructs hi'm to ask one troll one question (only one). If he asks the right question, he will discover freedom's door. What question should xx_WLT_xx ask?
er, if you know the answer, just keep it, OK?
Posted 26 June 2004 - 04:04 PM
alright what is greater than god more evil than the devil all poor people have it all rich people need it and if you eat it you willl die.
pm if you know the answer and then you can post it
Posted 26 June 2004 - 05:50 PM
Posted 01 July 2004 - 08:54 AM
A: 1.. cats have 9 lives is BS xD
Edited by Xenocyde, 01 July 2004 - 08:54 AM.
Posted 01 July 2004 - 05:27 PM
I dont get it lol :blink:
Q: how many tiems can a cat cross the road?
A: 1.. cats have 9 lives is BS xD
Posted 04 July 2004 - 06:36 PM
teeth, god people, use your own riddles, don't get them from The Hobbit! just kiddingit was stapled to the chicken.
Also the worlds dumbest!!!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
I got 1 to: thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. what are they?
Edited by Moo, 04 July 2004 - 08:50 PM.
Posted 08 July 2004 - 04:45 PM
[quote]Q: how many tiems can a cat cross the road?
A: 1.. cats have 9 lives is BS xD [/quote]
just because a cat crosses the road doesn't mean it gets hit, not to mention killed
nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil, poor people have nothing, rich people lack nothing, and if you eat nothing, you will die
[quote]A homocidal maniac jumps at a lady with two kids. He says she has to choose which one he kills. Who does she choose?[/quote]
Ummmmm...the dead one?
Edited by Taook, 08 July 2004 - 05:30 PM.
Posted 10 July 2004 - 12:34 AM
lol no offense but that was REALLY funny..+ rep needed sum laugh
The 100 people couldn't fit and they blew up because they were so dense?
Posted 10 July 2004 - 09:20 AM
post if you know
Posted 11 July 2004 - 04:14 PM
I like your idea!
They were killed by psychotic, mutated, retarded, giant, cheese flavored, bug eyed chickens right? ::::::::Just a guess.
Posted 11 July 2004 - 04:22 PM
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."
What color suit is each man wearing?
pm if you know the answer so you can post it
Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:40 AM
Since none of the men are wearing the color of suit that corresponds to their names, and Mr. Red was replying to the man in the blue suit, it had to be Mr. Green to whom he replied. We then know that Mr.Green is wearing a blue suit. Therefore, Mr. Red is wearing a green suit and Mr. Blue is wearing a red suit.
mr. red-green suit
mr. blue-red shirt
mr. green-blue shirt
Posted 12 July 2004 - 09:43 AM
If two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning, what ti'me would it be now?
pm me if you know the answer
Posted 12 July 2004 - 10:05 AM
Nine o'clock. Since there are twelve hours between the two ti'mes, and half of that ti'me equals six, then the halfway mark would have to be seven o'clock. If it were seven o'clock, two hours ago, the ti'me would now be nine o'clock
Posted 12 July 2004 - 10:58 AM
pm me if you know. I bet I got you all on this one
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