55 replies to this topic

[Ashaide]

Thats good, but not as good as krn's. That one was really true.

It was hard finding a list like Krn's but I am still trying to find some more, there's not a great deal out there

[AUS]

#31: We lie about everything we say so never trust us for half a second or we will screw your ass over.

[Frizzle]

Don't worry about it AUS, women only have three purposes.
1.Cleaning
2.Giving birth
3.Having sex.

Men usually want nothing more.

[AUS]

Don't worry about it AUS, women only have three purposes.
1.Cleaning
2.Giving birth
3.Having sex.

Men usually want nothing more.

Well when you meet one that likes to clean... you send her my way.  :ermm:

[Frizzle]

You can have my mum, she doesn't like it, but hell she does it.

[Cript]

You can have my mum, she doesn't like it, but hell she does it.

Can she cook and do laundry? If so, pm me and I'll get her my phone number.

[Frizzle]

Oh it's a shame she lives in the UK, she can do both of those things but won't travel to america. Sorry

[Cript]

Oh it's a shame she lives in the UK, she can do both of those things but won't travel to america. Sorry

Hell, if she can cook, clean, and do my laundry...maybe I'll just fly over there.

[Frizzle]

You are so not sleeping in my bedroom.

[Cript]

You are so not sleeping in my bedroom.

Well, obviously I'd be sleeping in your mom's room. But still...you have to call me dad!!!

[Kimoflea]

You're not gonna get a list like the guys one for us Girls can't be explained in 50 points because we're not predictable.
And Lee, if I hear any more sexist comments, I'm going to seriously eat you *glares*. I don't clean and I'm sure as hell not giving birth right now, so I'm only good for one thing? Gi'mme a break o-o

[Frizzle]

Come on Ki'm, what else are YOU here for? And Cript my Dad sleeps in the same room as my mum, so it's going to be a bit close.

[SteWieH]

I love the one about pamela andersons breasts lol

[Kimoflea]

Come on Ki'm, what else are YOU here for?

To whatch you show your knob on webcam

[Frizzle]

Liar.

[Kimoflea]

Embarrassed.

[Frizzle]

Pfft you took advantage of me when I was drunk you cradle snatcher.

[Kimoflea]

YOU OFFERED!

[Frizzle]

I never...you're such a liar.

[Kimoflea]

And you're such a flasher And with the cucumber as well.. honestly.

[Ashaide]

OMG.... What ya like you two..

Off topic by the way

[Frizzle]

Luckily no mods have seen this yet. And you made up the cucumber thing..

[Kimoflea]

Yeah, but it was funny

And I'm a mod I see this. And I laugh

[Frizzle]

Fine, no I'mportant mod. STOLE MY COOL LIST

[Kimoflea]

I ALREADY HAVE!!!!! Lee said that his balls are bigger than my boobs