'cos if you put her bottom on, no one would lick it.
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I may have told this one before.. I can vaguely see Typhoon going "as opposed to licking her face?"
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You have a special type of humour I have one..
What did Batman say to get Robin in the car?
Robin, get in the car!
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Last time I rolled around the floor laughing, I was at the train station with some friendsgoing to London, and my mate tried to get a kid's fare whilst wearing her 17th birthday badge.
Her: Child all day travelcard please
Evil train bloke: Yeah yeah. Date of birth?
Her: November 5th 1985.
-pause.. brain ticks-
Shit. That's not right. Give me a minute.
Evil Train Bloke slams down the protective thing on the window and storms off.
Me and my other mate were watching and just fell on the floor in hysterics.
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Why didnt the hedgehog wash his hair?
Because he left his head and shoulders on the motorway
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