'cos if you put her bottom on, no one would lick it.
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I may have told this one before.. I can vaguely see Typhoon going "as opposed to licking her face?"
Since my last joke apparently wasn't funny...
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#1 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 03:24 AM
'cos if you put her bottom on, no one would lick it.
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I may have told this one before.. I can vaguely see Typhoon going "as opposed to licking her face?"
#4 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 03:53 AM
so sarky 
Maybe I have a different sense of humour than everybody else.
Maybe I have a different sense of humour than everybody else.
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Kimoflea
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:02 AM
You have a special type of humour 
I have one..
What did Batman say to get Robin in the car?
Robin, get in the car!
I have one..What did Batman say to get Robin in the car?
Robin, get in the car!
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:08 AM
that one was funny 
and yea I think you have a different sense of humor haha
and yea I think you have a different sense of humor haha
#7 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:16 AM
You have a special type of humour
What did Batman say to get Robin in the car?
Robin, get in the car!
ahahha! I fall to pieces everytime I hear that one!
It's weird, my friend Alex was ranting on the phone coupla Sundays ago about some photoshopped pictures, of people disecting and eating babies. He was going on and on and bloody on about how disgusting it was, so I finally told him to just send it to me. WHen I receieved the email, he was still harping on about it. The pictures themselves were disgusting.. yet the mixture of him ranting in my ear, and the site of these babies being eaten, just made me fall of the floor, literally laughing my arse off.
Alex was so disgusted, I think he put the phone down on me... that or I accidently pressed the cancel button during my fit.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 04:58 AM
Last time I rolled around the floor laughing, I was at the train station with some friendsgoing to London, and my mate tried to get a kid's fare whilst wearing her 17th birthday badge.
Her: Child all day travelcard please
Evil train bloke: Yeah yeah. Date of birth?
Her: November 5th 1985.
-pause.. brain ticks-
Shit. That's not right. Give me a minute.
Evil Train Bloke slams down the protective thing on the window and storms off.
Me and my other mate were watching and just fell on the floor in hysterics.
Her: Child all day travelcard please
Evil train bloke: Yeah yeah. Date of birth?
Her: November 5th 1985.
-pause.. brain ticks-
Shit. That's not right. Give me a minute.
Evil Train Bloke slams down the protective thing on the window and storms off.
Me and my other mate were watching and just fell on the floor in hysterics.
#10 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:05 AM
Last time I rolled around the floor laughing, I was at the train station with some friendsgoing to London, and my mate tried to get a kid's fare whilst wearing her 17th birthday badge.
Her: Child all day travelcard please
Evil train bloke: Yeah yeah. Date of birth?
Her: November 5th 1985.
-pause.. brain ticks-
Shit. That's not right. Give me a minute.
Evil Train Bloke slams down the protective thing on the window and storms off.
Me and my other mate were watching and just fell on the floor in hysterics.
fantastic! ofcourse... there is also the option of the ticket machines
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:15 AM
I don't need one I get forces discount because I'm special 
I get forces discount because I'm special
#12 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:23 AM
forces discount?
Daddy's influence? He works for the airforce righT?
Anyway. Tell us another joke Kim.
Daddy's influence? He works for the airforce righT?
Anyway. Tell us another joke Kim.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:33 AM
Yeah
Erm.. Ok.
What is blue made of plastic and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise
Why didnt the hedgehog wash his hair?
Because he left his head and shoulders on the motorway
And I like this one.. my friend told it to me on the bus this morning:
A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.
The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.
The following day the rabbit walks into the bar and asks for a cheese and ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, runs around the room for a bit then drops dead.
"Oh dear" says the bar-man, "it looks like another case of mixin' me toasties"
Erm.. Ok.
What is blue made of plastic and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise
Why didnt the hedgehog wash his hair?
Because he left his head and shoulders on the motorway
And I like this one.. my friend told it to me on the bus this morning:
A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.
The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.
The following day the rabbit walks into the bar and asks for a cheese and ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie, drinks the pint, runs around the room for a bit then drops dead.
"Oh dear" says the bar-man, "it looks like another case of mixin' me toasties"
#14 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:40 AM
Why didnt the hedgehog wash his hair?
Because he left his head and shoulders on the motorway
That's the kinda joke I love! So cruel...yet so funny
I also gotta tell my mate them. He finds every bloody joke I tell him, rubbish. And then he comes along with even worse ones: What is green, has 4 legs, and if it fell out a tree would frighten you to death? Answer: a snooker table.
If any of you find that funny, Im going to be officially disapointed in you.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:43 AM
It's almost as good as
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding it's breath.
Bad jokes really do make me laugh..
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding it's breath.
Bad jokes really do make me laugh..
#16 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 05:49 AM
they are good to hear once. I never heard the blue and fluffy version b4 
What's brown and sticky? lol
aw man.. I must know more jokes than this.
Three pieces of string walk into a bar, and ask for three pints. The barman points to a sign that says "sorry, we don't serve pieces of string"
The string walk out, and then one of them as a bright idea. "Loosen my ends a bit, and twist me around" he says. Puzzled, the other string do as he says.
The string walks back into the bar, and orders a drink. The barman says "are you a piece of string" To which the string replied "sorry, I'm a frayed knot"
What's brown and sticky?
lol aw man.. I must know more jokes than this.
Three pieces of string walk into a bar, and ask for three pints. The barman points to a sign that says "sorry, we don't serve pieces of string"
The string walk out, and then one of them as a bright idea. "Loosen my ends a bit, and twist me around" he says. Puzzled, the other string do as he says.
The string walks back into the bar, and orders a drink. The barman says "are you a piece of string" To which the string replied "sorry, I'm a frayed knot"
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 07:48 AM
hahaha I like that one analogue!
thats like:
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhinosourus?
Elephino
(say it out loud...hell if I know?)
thats like:
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhinosourus?
Elephino
(say it out loud...hell if I know?)
#18 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 07:52 AM
I'd love to compliment your joke back Sham... but... THATWASCRAP.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:01 AM
Odd...
*Edit*w00t 1100
*Edit*w00t 1100
Edited by RaNdOmNeSs, 08 June 2005 - 11:01 AM.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:47 AM
I know this is a not funny but pathetic funny joke but I was rolling on the floor for ages laughing at this:
why did the elephant cross the road?
cause it was wearing a hat
why did the elephant cross the road?
cause it was wearing a hat
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 12:27 PM
I don't get it Ickle.. I liked Sham's I'm not to good with jokes though
I'm not to good with jokes though
#22 Guest_Analogue_*
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:24 AM
gotta bump ths one up cos everyone is posting in the one they don't get 
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 12:15 PM
You have a special type of humour
What did Batman say to get Robin in the car?
Robin, get in the car!
LMAO! Thats a freaking pisser.
Edited by xBullet, 12 June 2005 - 12:19 PM.
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 12:26 PM
I dont get the batman joke someone explain it to me please
someone explain it to me please
#25
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 01:07 PM
Not much to get.
WHAT DOES BATMAN SAY TO ROBIN TO GET INTO THE CAR?
ROBIN GET IN THE CAR.
XDDDDD
WHAT DOES BATMAN SAY TO ROBIN TO GET INTO THE CAR?
ROBIN GET IN THE CAR.
XDDDDD
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