One time chuck Norris had a massive erection. There were no survivors.
/\-- that ones pretty cool.
And one I made up \/
Chuck Norris raped me.
Chuck Norris
Started by Random, Mar 20 2006 03:17 PM
35 replies to this topic
#26
Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:15 PM
#27
Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:17 PM
1st is good, 2nd is terrible.
#28
Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:24 PM
Has anyone heard the anti chuck norris jokes. They are the worst. However. You have to love jokes like...
Outer Space exsists cause the Planets are too scared to be close to Chuck Norris.
Outer Space exsists cause the Planets are too scared to be close to Chuck Norris.
#29
Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:39 PM
I'm so sick of Chuck. He's over-used.
#30
Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:20 PM
Chucknorris is gay, I hate how people having a big fad over him farout get over him.
#31
Posted 21 March 2006 - 04:22 PM
Chuck Norris once got owned at CS. Out of anger, he kicked the internet. That's where lag comes from.
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. He then roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil, appreciating the irony, just laughed it off. They now play cards every wednesday night.
^My favorites^
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. He then roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil, appreciating the irony, just laughed it off. They now play cards every wednesday night.
^My favorites^
#32
Posted 21 March 2006 - 04:25 PM
The last Ice Age is blamed on Chuck Norris. He had an erection that blocked the suns rays for 47 years.
#33
Posted 21 March 2006 - 05:25 PM
Derk....disturbing..
#34
Posted 22 March 2006 - 04:32 AM
I have seen(and not sure saved) a video of chuck norris reading jokes about himself. In the video he reads out jokes, and tells his favorites. xD
#35
Posted 23 March 2006 - 01:50 PM
I believe that's the video you speak of?
#36
Posted 23 March 2006 - 02:09 PM
They said he had 6 testicles on tv o.0
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