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#1 otherworld

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 05:02 AM

I have seen alot of posts by various people about world domination, so I made a board about it.

Basically just post how you would take over the world, it can be as realistic or unrealistic as you want.

My way is to buy all the shoe/trainer/sandals/etc factories in the world. Due to not wanting to get galss in your feet there is a high demand for shoes. As there is no competition I can raise the prices of all my shoes and make billions. With this money I will buy all clothing factories. Therefore I can make more money. Then with this money I will invest it all into a time machine. Travel forward in time and buy lots of futuristic weapons. Then I will travel back to present day and buy my own army, then we pwn all the otherswith our briliant weapons/time travelling powers and i take over the world.

#2 beach3boy

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:25 AM

QUOTE(otherworld @ Aug 3 2006, 09:02 AM) View Post

I have seen alot of posts by various people about world domination, so I made a board about it.

Basically just post how you would take over the world, it can be as realistic or unrealistic as you want.

My way is to buy all the shoe/trainer/sandals/etc factories in the world. Due to not wanting to get galss in your feet there is a high demand for shoes. As there is no competition I can raise the prices of all my shoes and make billions. With this money I will buy all clothing factories. Therefore I can make more money. Then with this money I will invest it all into a time machine. Travel forward in time and buy lots of futuristic weapons. Then I will travel back to present day and buy my own army, then we pwn all the otherswith our briliant weapons/time travelling powers and i take over the world.


Then someone from the future comes to right before you buy the sandal factories, and shoots you so you don't...wink.gif haha jp

Anyway, I would win the lotto and buy Walmart. shifty.gif

#3 Ilya

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:27 AM

lol I would but all the wallmarts in the world lol

#4 Waser Lave

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:29 AM

Make an oxygen factory and poison all the air in the world...then rent oxygen tanks to people at extortionate prices. whistling.gif

#5 beach3boy

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 12:20 PM

QUOTE(Laser Wave @ Aug 3 2006, 12:29 PM) View Post

Make an oxygen factory and poison all the air in the world...then rent oxygen tanks to people at extortionate prices. whistling.gif


Wow, you've thought this through, haha....I'm going to go buy some oxygen now before it's too late. tongue.gif

#6 Shin

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 03:39 PM

Install steel cages around the world's biggest rainforests and sell paper at very high prices. tongue.gif

#7 Hawk

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:36 PM

QUOTE(Laser Wave @ Aug 3 2006, 12:29 PM) View Post

Make an oxygen factory and poison all the air in the world...then rent oxygen tanks to people at extortionate prices. whistling.gif

bark thats a good idea.

#8 the_hitman

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 11:18 PM

Just buy a fieled of cows and then realese an army of cockroaches and get them to eat the rest of the worlds food. Then sell food at high prices.

#9 stupidangelx

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 11:10 AM

I would start off by winning the lotto and buy all nuclear power plants and make nuclear bomb that has enough matter to blow up the world. Then make a planet that is just like earth and force a nuclear launch at planet earth and make space ships to evacuate people to my planet and put a expensive price for a ride to my planet. Then develop New Types of weapons that are far more superior than the universe has ever imagined so i can take over the universe MUHAHAHAHA!!! devil.gif

#10 RandomNameIgnoreIt

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 04:22 PM

I would start by not telling everyone exactly how I'm going to take over the world biggrin.gif

#11 Archon

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 05:38 PM

Threaten world powers with long rang missles capable of hitt... wait a minute.


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