Edited by IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER, 29 October 2006 - 01:33 PM.
That's one looooooong cat
#1
Posted 29 October 2006 - 01:30 PM
#2
Posted 29 October 2006 - 01:34 PM
#3
Posted 29 October 2006 - 01:35 PM
gtfo 4chan meme
Honestly, how do your parents feel about giving birth to a retarded son? It's a perfectly legit (albeit, a bit unorthodox in form) topic - you must have missed the text.
Edited by IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER, 29 October 2006 - 01:45 PM.
#4
Posted 29 October 2006 - 02:26 PM
ORLY?
DINGDINGDING BANANAPHONE
>:3
#5
Posted 29 October 2006 - 02:29 PM
#6
Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:24 PM
Egh, egh...
Ahhhh
/cigarette
#8
Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:39 PM
#10
Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:42 PM
Maybe this guy's trying to show Simon up a notch by posting random crap so he's forced to come back and defend his title and reputation. This is an epic movie in the making
Actually I read somewhere that marijuana is a tool for the US government against it's peoples, let me explain; In the year -3,426 (yes the United States existed, but the government controls what we know and has rewritten history against us) by our calender, President Gene W. Reginald was facing a crisis in any leader's eyes: His citizens were revolting against him. What he did was asked Toko - a reveered mad scientist on the moon to devise a plant that:
i) Could be cultivated on earth
ii) Had downer side-effects
iii) And relieved people of a small bit of their memory.
Such a plant was created, known to us as "Cannabis". When former president Reginald got his secret service to spread the news about the plant and keep it underground - as to pretend the government doesn't know enough about it to ban it - then Man began smoking herb. Soon people were too lazy to revolt, forgot everything of Reginalds wrongdoing, and the country was restored to a civilised state. I read it in a book.
IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER
#13
Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:45 PM
Yeah he is.
Dude, if you typed all that up you watch way too much TV
Actually, I read somewhere that North Korea is the true democratic state, and here's how it works; you see, a long time ago, long before we can trace our family tree, world leaders, the freemasons, and even aliens got together and devised a blueprint on how to control it's citizens: Rewriting history to their benefit. Everything you have seen on the television, read in your history books, it's all been a sham. The reason we alienate North Korea is because they are the true superiors and have broken through the shackles of our (yet little do we know it) communist chains. I read it in a book.
IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER
#14
Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:49 PM
all i have to say is...change your display name cuz its way to long and dont read those books, they'r meant to poisen minds
Actually I read somewhere that daylight savings time is a means for the US government to win wars. You see, this is how it works - the next time the United States is at war with a country (and not something as vague and uncontrolled/unorganised as "terror"), soon there will be a ceasefire - the United States will claim it at whatever time, whatever day when the nation they are warring against is one that doesn't follow DST. They will claim this ceasefire on the night of DST when the clocks are set an hour back, giving the United States to launch an all-out attack of ground soldiers, bomber-planes, and tactical agents to overthrow the government because the other nation has already stopped and is being slaughtered by agreement - but not the United States because they've got an hour to spare. Read it in a book.
IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER
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Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:54 PM
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Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:57 PM
IMMACHARGINMAHLAZER
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Posted 29 October 2006 - 03:58 PM
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Posted 29 October 2006 - 05:03 PM
#22
Posted 29 October 2006 - 07:49 PM
wiener-cat.
XD
#23
Posted 29 October 2006 - 08:01 PM
The car is in the cat. It ate it.
Simon, mimes don't talk, lala, cat.
#24
Posted 30 October 2006 - 03:41 AM
#25
Posted 30 October 2006 - 05:01 AM
Never thought 4chan and ytmnd meme's could be merged so well together
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