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[Bilal]

LOOOOL How stupid can someone get? I mean seriously...have some common sense

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Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!

A Romanian man needed some help after his 'great idea' started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis.
The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn't want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici's wife bought were a bit 'roomy'.

The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.
They used superglue to glue the condom to the man's penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.

After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn't come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.

One of the nurses said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."

[foogie]

jesus. freakin idiots. XD

the MOST unsafe thing you could EVER do would be to re-use condoms D:


condom

my old high school religion teacher pronounced it 'con-dome'

[Silk]

I just feel sorry for the poor nurse who had to remove it. XD
Codex is getting full of these dumbass stories, what is the world coming to?

[Christopher Robin]

Haha... and I thought I was a miser

[foogie]

I just feel sorry for the poor nurse who had to remove it. XD
Codex is getting full of these dumbass stories, what is the world coming to?

just be grateful you're sitting here laughing at them having an awesome time...

not the one being laughed at.

[Stryyp]

just be grateful you're sitting here laughing at them having an awesome time...

not the one being laughed at.

Well, to be laughed at, you have to do something stupid in the first place, say, gluing a condom to your penis... If it were something embarrassing that is not your fault, well, that'd be different.

[zachafer]

reusing a condom?
wtf
and the kids are like eww dad

[Stryyp]

if he had never used a condom before, he may not have realized how easily they break. It may just have been the lack of information/spreading of misinformation that led to this catastrophe. Perhaps if we increased education on sexual matters then we wouldn't see shit like this happening?

Just a thought.. lol.

This is an actual question, but does it say not to re-use them on the box? That seems like a warning that would there And regardless of warnings, it is foolish to stick put ANYTHING filled with super glue on your dangle

[Christopher Robin]

xD I wouldn't be NEAR so worried about the condom tearing as I would be of something bad happening to my gear

[Raillery]

Wow.

I feel so bad for those children. If the parents are dumb enough to do that, imagine the parenting they give out

[zachafer]

I wonder how you can pee with it on. o.o

wow i never had thought about that
dude
cody is 100% right
haha some1 should post a pic of the guy

^^^ EWwW Jk

[Christopher Robin]

I wonder how you can pee with it on. o.o

xD I thought about that too... that's how you know it's time to get a new one, when it explodes from so much pee...



The pee would pickle-ify your thing Yummy.

[Raui]

ROFL this made me laugh. Not only was the guy stupid enough to put superglue on this penis but to superglue something to your penis...What were they thinking ? They could have done a simple operation to tie his testical tubes but no the goofs had to superglue a condom to the end of the guys penis. Antoerh thing is the lubricant would ware out and the condom would go hard and split xD

[Insanedragonz]

ROFL..Cant imagine that it will stick there forever unless you have to cut the penis off. xD

[Eeyore]

That's easy Ange, they would put a hole in it specially to urninate through but of course the sperm wouldn't go through, they just have to ask it nicely.

.

Reminds me of American Pie 2 where he thinks the superglue is like lube or whatever and gets his hand stuck.

And ewww, who in their right mind reuses a condom? Blergh.

[Plew]

XD super glue! why super glue? how stupid. why cant they return the condoms and buy a smaller size

[LinSama]

Thats almost as funny as this story I read about a guy's dick exploding while he took a piss

[Bryan]

Thats almost as funny as this story I read about a guy's dick exploding while he took a piss

I'm pretty sure this one is true though.


Anyways, he was Indian. We already know he has a small penis, why would he be embarassed.?

[Sean]

...Vasectomy ftw? Honestly, if you don't plan on having any more kids... then that's the way to go!

[Jewbert]

It's amazing to see things like this. It just reminds me of how stupid some people really are.
Haha.
Wow. And it's SOO funny at the same time.

[LinSama]

I'm pretty sure this one is true though.

The story I was referring to was supposed to have happened; it was in a book of Stupid Things People Do. Maybe it was real, you never know. How it supposedly happened was the man in question peed on a barbed wire fence during a thunderstorm, and lightning hit the fence, travelled up his pee, and caused his penis to kind of explode. Stranger things have happened. *shrug*

[Hawk]

I doubt it exploded.

[cara]

Lin .. how does he pee now?
Wouldnt he die from loss of blood if it literally exploded?
>_>

ANYWAYS
Now people, thats why we dont superglue things to our penis. People will make topics about it on strange neopets cheating sites and laugh at you. Tape ftw?