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[ink]

I would... but only if you have a Masters in Butter-Spreading... I ain't eating no common toast

Edit: Forgot to say please

I have a Masters in Butter-Spreading, so I can help you if he doesn't qualify. I could also butter your biscuits if you are in a delightfully good mood.

[Sweeney]

I have a Masters in Butter-Spreading, so I can help you if he doesn't qualify. I could also butter your biscuits if you are in a delightfully good mood.

Did you do the PeanutButter module? Because that is gorgeous on some digestives...

[ink]

Did you do the PeanutButter module? Because that is gorgeous on some digestives...

Yes, I did in fact. It is a much more complicated substance in process compared to butter.
I am sure that Necon could understand exactly WHY it is complicated, being it an abnormal ideal.

[Paradox]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

...that sort of stuff Just doesn't sit well with me...

Sounds close to, if not same as, my Grandma's life.
She's lived a crazy life.

[Greenstranger]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

...that sort of stuff Just doesn't sit well with me...

all of the stuff is true, I kept dropping majors and trying new stuff with psych classes as constant
I wanted to join the airforce and I lied about that to try to make myself look interesting
my dad is alive, and i never said he was dead, I am arrogant, have ADHD, Bipolar, Acute Psychosis, I did do drugs but I'm off everything, I did serve time for battery, I do have an alienware computer, I did get a compound fracture in my ribs, I am manically depressed

and finally when I'm actually happy about something for one fucking moment in my life, I go straight to depression because of you, thanks for welcoming me back to codex, now I'm going to get off and not give a shit about anybody else anymore, I should have realized that I don't have family, I don't have friends, and I don't have you guys, and I probly never will, I'm fucking sick of life

[Sean]

How easy Joe goes offtopic

[Sweeney]

How easy Joe goes offtopic

It's all fun

all of the stuff is true, I kept dropping majors and trying new stuff with psych classes as constant
I wanted to join the airforce and I lied about that to try to make myself look interesting
my dad is alive, and i never said he was dead, I am arrogant, have ADHD, Bipolar, Acute Psychosis, I did do drugs but I'm off everything, I did serve time for battery, I do have an alienware computer, I did get a compound fracture in my ribs, I am manically depressed

and finally when I'm actually happy about something for one fucking moment in my life, I go straight to depression because of you, thanks for welcoming me back to codex, now I'm going to get off and not give a shit about anybody else anymore, I should have realized that I don't have family, I don't have friends, and I don't have you guys, and I probly never will, I'm fucking sick of life

I didn't say it was all lies. I said it didn't sit well with me.

And:
http://www.neocodex....o...st&p=765316
I think you'll find you did say your Dad died.
And I'm sorry my opinion crushed your soul. That was not my intention.

Can I eat my toast now?

Edited by Sunscorch, 09 April 2007 - 02:39 PM.

[sarah.]

all of the stuff is true, I kept dropping majors and trying new stuff with psych classes as constant
I wanted to join the airforce and I lied about that to try to make myself look interesting
my dad is alive, and i never said he was dead, I am arrogant, have ADHD, Bipolar, Acute Psychosis, I did do drugs but I'm off everything, I did serve time for battery, I do have an alienware computer, I did get a compound fracture in my ribs, I am manically depressed

and finally when I'm actually happy about something for one fucking moment in my life, I go straight to depression because of you, thanks for welcoming me back to codex, now I'm going to get off and not give a shit about anybody else anymore, I should have realized that I don't have family, I don't have friends, and I don't have you guys, and I probly never will, I'm fucking sick of life

Perhaps if things actually seemed believeable people wouldn't react how they do

>_< wtf, is with these board errors. x.x

[Krnsaber]

all of the stuff is true, I kept dropping majors and trying new stuff with psych classes as constant
I wanted to join the airforce and I lied about that to try to make myself look interesting
my dad is alive, and i never said he was dead, I am arrogant, have ADHD, Bipolar, Acute Psychosis, I did do drugs but I'm off everything, I did serve time for battery, I do have an alienware computer, I did get a compound fracture in my ribs, I am manically depressed

and finally when I'm actually happy about something for one fucking moment in my life, I go straight to depression because of you, thanks for welcoming me back to codex, now I'm going to get off and not give a shit about anybody else anymore, I should have realized that I don't have family, I don't have friends, and I don't have you guys, and I probly never will, I'm fucking sick of life

You get depressed off an internet forum?

[Sweeney]

You get depressed off an internet forum?

Eh, who knows? Depressed people are crazy...

[Eeyore]

Wow Joe you've supplied some good looking toast there.

Also, I believe a 'WA PWNED' is in order, considering the post link to what Necon said about his dad. If that was a joke or something it is in very very poor taste Necon .

...*munch* . Any jam?

[sarah.]

Joe provided posh toast, it's not normally cut into triangles xD (... well not at home).

[Sean]

Wow Joe you've supplied some good looking toast there.

Also, I believe a 'WA PWNED' is in order, considering the post link to what Necon said about his dad. If that was a joke or something it is in very very poor taste Necon .

...*munch* . Any jam?

It wasn't a joke, just a poor made-up excuse for why he was being the way he was.

[Eeyore]

It wasn't a joke, just a poor made-up excuse for why he was being the way he was.

Well that's just as bad. It's horrible in fact. It's like telling your teacher your parent has died as an excuse for skiving .

[ink]

Well that's just as bad. It's horrible in fact. It's like telling your teacher your parent has died as an excuse for skiving .

Or like saying you missed the assignment because you were chasing after the murderer.

[Alex]

Stop lying and life will get better maybe...
To any reasonable person it's obvious half the things you say are lies.

[Eeyore]

Or like saying you missed the assignment because you were chasing after the murderer.

Ahahaha.

I mean. Yes. That too. Also disgusting.

[dolphinbomb]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

Also, I believe a 'WA PWNED' is in order

QFT.

Edited by dolphinbomb, 09 April 2007 - 05:21 PM.

[Sweeney]

The drunken posting is my personal favourite part... it's pretty clear from this that the poor fellow has never touched a drop in his life.

[Alex]

The drunken posting is my personal favourite part... it's pretty clear from this that the poor fellow has never touched a drop in his life.

That seems more like someone young who has never truly been drunk before, getting a bit tipsy for the first time and then typing that via placebo effect.
I don't mean offense but I've done that, and I've seen others do it (Razor comes to mind), it's really easy to tell when someone does it =p

[Sweeney]

That seems more like someone young who has never truly been drunk before, getting a bit tipsy for the first time and then typing that via placebo effect.
I don't mean offense but I've done that, and I've seen others do it (Razor comes to mind), it's really easy to tell when someone does it =p

You could well be right there, I didn't think of it like that

[Sweeney]

I... don't think he's coming back

[nox]

he killed himself shortly after his last post

[shabba]

necon you just got majorly owned! joe rules hahaha!
/spamm

[Nick]

Well, you know...
First of all, you pop up screaming in Caps about a program not working and calling us jerks... then you were on codex the day your father passed away... then you were a missionary in Zimbabwe on and off for six years... then you paid for some african teacher to move to the USA... then you were 6'4"... then you sleep eight hours a week with a caffeine addiction... then you bought a 7k AlienWare computer... then you were in the airforce for four years... then you were triple majoring in Music, Economics and Programming... then you program fluently in Assembly, with basics in 16 other languages... then you had master's degrees in neurology and psychology and stayed another year at college so so you could have a PHD in neurology, psychology, biochemistry, and economics... then you wrote an MSAB in Perl, but couldn't release it... then you went on an all meat diet... then you set fire to a building to photograph it... then there was this (LINK)... then you were a child prodigy at the best school in the state... then you had cancer on your ear... then you were arrogant and pleasant to be around... then you had ADHD... then you had a compound fracture in five ribs... then you were only 6'3"... then you were manically depressed... then your mum died of cervical cancer... then you were only in the airforce two years... then you were in the paper for being a missionary in Sudan... then your dad tried to kill you when you were nine... then you were bipolar... then you were addicted to MDMA, heroin and coke... then you had no money... then you burned down a barn... then you didn't know the difference twixt a verb and a noun... then you got in a lot of fights... then you were in jail; three weeks for doing LSD, and two for battery... then you had LSD, DMT, MDMA, Cocaine, Marijuana, and PCP in your system, in one drug test... and then you got a PHD and Masters in the same year...

And then... then, you were 21.

...that sort of stuff Just doesn't sit well with me...

I've now been kicked out of the library for laughing and then continuing to laugh even after I was asked to stop.

Edited by Urban, 10 April 2007 - 05:31 PM.