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[tastyphoxette]

So, I have been told that Codex is slow and needs activity. What generates the most activity? E-Battles!
These battles are to be Dragonball Z in proportion, and can last however many rounds the Challenger decides.

To Battle: You can choose to add in your own battle character, fight as yourself, or fight as any character from pop culture (but if it's a pop culture character, the ability must actually be something they could do... like... Michael Jackson could hang you out of a window and shake you, etc.). Choose your action to whittle away the HP of the current challenger.

Winning: When the current challenger's HP drops to zero, Codex wins. If you are the one who defeats the Challenger, you can decide who the new Challenger is, and start your own round...

Rules: There aren't any yet, just INCREASE ACTIVITY ON CODEX!

A Challenger Appears:
Current Challenger: SUMO-MAN!


HP: 0/60
And.... FIGHT!
THIS CHALLENGER HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY BLACKFLAME!!!

Edited by tastyphoxette, 30 November 2007 - 05:55 PM.

[Cory]

Rick throws a rock!

[tastyphoxette]

Rock hits Sumo-Man's stomach, bounces off for 1 hitpoint of damage.

Sumo-Man gets angry, "RAAAARRRR HUNGRY RAAAARRR!!!!"

Sumo-Man stomps to shake ground.

[Cory]

Steve Urkel trips and falls into the challanger.

[tastyphoxette]

Sumo-Man is Knocked Back!!!

Sumo-Man is Distracted by Urkel's Pants!!!

Takes 2 points of Male Genital Sympothy Damage.

[Cory]

Super man starts to charge the challenger, faster then the speeding bullet he runs.

[tastyphoxette]

Sumo-Man fails to see Superman in time!!!

Sumo-Man is HIT FOR GREAT DAMAGE (Loses 15 HP!)! But manages to stay on his feet!

Does Superman get stuck in Sumo-Man's Flab?

Sumo-Man is So angry his Eyes turn Red!!! Starts to Shake!!!

[Cory]

Pooh starts to cook something poisonous for the challenger.

Edited by TastyCakes, 30 November 2007 - 05:05 PM.

[phalkon]

*enters challenge as self*

*plugs in his guitar amp, and attempts to rock the living HELL out of sumo-man*

[tastyphoxette]

Superman is not stuck in Sumo-Man's Flab because he's Superman...

Sumo-Man smells something Delicious!!!

His stomach Rumbles and causes ripples in his abdomen.

[Cory]

My ex chimes in and distracts me from the challenger

[Sida]

Bush fires a nuclear missile!

[tastyphoxette]

*enters challenge as self*

*plugs in his guitar amp, and attempts to rock the living HELL out of sumo-man*

Sumo-Man starts to ROCK OUT!!!

He Dances from side to side!!!

Eyes return to normal!!

Sumo-Man takes (1 HP) Damage due to hearing loss!!

Sumo-Man is so distracted by Guitar, he fails to hear missile!!!!

However, Bush is so stupid, Nuclear missile Misses!!!

Sumo-Man takes Damage from Aftershock and nearly falls over!!! (10 HP!!)

Edited by tastyphoxette, 30 November 2007 - 05:11 PM.

[Black Flame]

(don't know if he really counts as someone from pop culture, but I'm using him dammit! )

Larry Craig comes out of his airport bathroom stall and joins the battle!

Larry Craig stuns all opponents with a Political Ramblings attack!!

[tastyphoxette]

Sumo-Man tries to Rub Feet with Larry Craig!!

Sumo-Man is STUNNED!!!

Sumo-Man feels a strange Tingling Sensation in his Loincloth!!!

[Sida]

(don't know if he really counts as someone from pop culture, but I'm using him dammit! )

Larry Craig comes out of his airport bathroom stall and joins the battle!

Larry Craig stuns all opponents with a Political Ramblings attack!!

All contestants lose 15HP from boredom, but gain 5MP from knowledge.

Hydrogen-google-bot attacks with flying "o" blades!

Edited by SidaZoid, 30 November 2007 - 05:15 PM.

[Cory]

* asks the challanger the most imporant question of the day, want moar?

[tastyphoxette]

Sumo-Man is no longer Stunned!!

Sumo-Man is no longer distracted by Rock music!!

Sumo-Man DOES NOT WANT MOAR!!!

Sumo-Man's eyes blurr from the hideous opponent, and he takes damage from nearly vomiting!!! (3 HP)

[Black Flame]

Larry Craig loses 7 HP from Hydrogen-Goggle-Bot's attack!

Larry Craig attracts Sumo Man with his Package of Death!!!

Edited by Black Flame, 30 November 2007 - 05:22 PM.

[Tim]

2Pac yells gangster phrases and throws up gang signs.
WEST SIIDDEEE

[tastyphoxette]

Sumo-Man is attracted to Larry Craig's Package of Death!!

Loses 3 Man-Cards!

Sumo-Man is Poisoned by newfound love for men!

Sumo-Man takes Damage!! (2 hp per battle round from now on until poison is cleared)

2Pac yells gangster phrases and throws up gang signs.
WEST SIIDDEEE

Sumo-Man regains 1 Man Card from Gang Signs!!!
Sumo-Man BECOMES AFRAID OF 2Pac!!

Sumo-Man is still poisoned, loses 2 more HP!!

[Cory]

The holder of this avatar decides to ram it up the challengers pooper!

[Black Flame]

Larry Craig is stunned to see 2Pac alive and lets his guard down!!!

Larry Craig loses 30HP from the gang signs!!!

Larry Craig is defeated!!!

Nancy Grace arrives to report on Larry Craig, but joins the battle!!!

Nancy Grace attacks 2Pac and Sumo-man with a Menacing Glare!!!

Nancy Grace ignores all other opponents because they don't agree with her views!!!

[Tim]

Kool-aid Man attacks with his thirst quencher of DOOM.

[tastyphoxette]

Brandon rams it in Sumo-Man's Pooper!!!

Sumo-Man's Pooper takes Damage!!! (5 HP!)

Sumo-Man becomes Effected by Nancy Grace's Menacing Glare!!!
Takes Damage from her evil eye!! (3 HP)

He has slowed down!!

Sumo-Man is paralyzed with Fear from Nancy Grace & 2Pac!!

Sumo-Man takes 2 Points of Damage from Poison!!

Kool-aid Man attacks with his thirst quencher of DOOM.

Sumo-Man unavoidably Drinks DOOM thirst quencher!!!

Gains Speed from Sugar High and is no longer paralyzed!!!

However, Sumo-Man takes damage from nearly Drowning!!! (2 HP)

Sumo-Man takes Poison Damage!! (2 Hp)