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[Fatal]

There are 3 men at the gates to heaven. Jesus says to the first man. Have you ever cheated on your wife? The first man replys no sir. I have always been faithful to my partner. So jesus says ok then you can drive around heaven in the mercedes benz.

Jesus says to the second man. Have you ever cheated on your wife? The second man replys well maybe once or twice. Ok Jesus says , you can have the caddilac.

Jesus says to the third man. Have you ever cheated on your wife? The third man replys yes more than 20 times. Ok Jesus says , you can have the old beat up station wagon.

One day the man in the old station wagon sees the man in the mercedes benz and says: Why are you crying!? You have a that beautiful benz! The man in the car replys: I JUST SAW MY WIFE ON A SKATEBOARD!

Edited by Fatal, 28 December 2007 - 12:47 AM.

[Bryan]

Took me a while to get it =P

But I like it haha

[Fatal]

I don't get it?

think about it for a bit

[Bryan]

Rawr, you quoted me before I could change it =[

[Dazz]

Haha i get it

[Lawivido]

Haha I heard this before. Still quite funny nonetheless. You gave it away in the title though.

[tastyphoxette]

You gave it away in the title though.

QFT

But it was funny. XD

[Neo]

Hahahaha took me a few seconds to get it

[nox]

cute, heard it before

[Kail]

Haha made me lol.

[Germ]

Haha, i got it right away. Good joke, I might of heard it, but probably not.

[Noitidart]

rofl ok spoiler cuz i just love it when i get things. i had to think about it for like a minute tho haha

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She got a skateboard which is worse then a station wagon. And the more you cheated the worse your gift hahha

[Sean]

rofl ok spoiler cuz i just love it when i get things. i had to think about it for like a minute tho haha

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She got a skateboard which is worse then a station wagon. And the more you cheated the worse your gift hahha

I love you Noit.

[Noitidart]

I love you Noit.

for using the spoiler tag? or you didnt get it? i kno explanations are important

at first when i read this topic i was like wtf when did fatal get married i thoughts he's 12 lol i dint kno u could get it up

[Sean]

for using the spoiler tag? or you didnt get it? i kno explanations are important

at first when i read this topic i was like wtf when did fatal get married i thoughts he's 12 lol i dint kno u could get it up

For explaining the joke

[Black Flame]

I love you too noit. I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to get the joke and I couldn't. xD Now that I understand it:
Hilarious.

[Silk]

Honestly, you guys! So slow! *sighs like hot Japanese chicks do in anime*

[tastyphoxette]

Honestly, you guys! So slow! *sighs like hot Japanese chicks do in anime*

What kind of anime have you been watching?

[Dillon]

Thanks Noit I never would have gotten it with out you. Made me chuckle