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Update: I have been asked to start working in the hospital for the next month--not because we have lots of COVID (our community still hasnt been hit bad) but to have a "clean" team for newborns. So I am gonna just be seeing lots and lots of new babies in the hospital for the next month, which is actually nice. I like babies

Well, I had to shave my beard because as stretched as we are for n95 masks in the hospital, we are also limited on PAPRs and CAPRs. So now I look like a baby. And my face is cold. It hasnt hit my area super hard yet, in fact we just had our county's first death this week. But I am concerned not necessarily of getting it, but of spreading it. I am certain I have either already come into contact with it, or will in the next few days/week. I am getting emails (like 20) from all the hospitals in town with policy changes. But each of the hospitals have different policies and none of them make sense. One of them I have to get my temperature checked each time I walk in. Another has nothing. The third I work in has a giant pile-up of people asking you the symptom questions, so like 15-20 people are standing incredibly close together which defeats the whole fucking purpose.

Practically everyone I know is texting me somewhat constantly to ask my opinion. The amount of misinformation (in the US) is astounding. Like why in the fuck is there suddenly a toilet paper shortage?

Swar, how is it in Brazil, (youre in brazil right?) I imagine there isn't lots of testing going on, but do you feel it is running rampant? We are just about to start the typical flu season for you guys, right? And where are you in your medical training now? 

Padme, hows quarantine going? Are you done? Now just practically quarantined anyway with shelter in place, right? You stay healthy? Have toilet paper?

Just watched a segment on Dulse (its a red seaweed) and they claim it taste exactly like bacon if you mix in eggs and cheese and wrap it in a tortilla.  Never had bacon so I guess I'd be easy to fool.

I would try it in a heartbeat. One of my favorite hand rolls is just a salmon skin hand roll, it is like bacon of the motherfucking sea, man (not to be confused with bacon of the motherfucking semen, which is arguably less delightful, but dont knock it till you try it)