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First fucking blog n all that. Anyways I want to share a little story with you guys cause i'm feeling a bit moesh right now.
I guess you can say it all started about a month ago, it was the weekend and i was traveling up to Camden to have a look around the market, and cause i feel like it's a second home, i fit in well round there. Anyways i was headed on to the london underground with my mate cause i never like travelling alone, you never know what might happen so better to be safe than sorry right? On the train as packed as it was, out of the corner of my eye i notice this chick. She looked like she was in her early 20's, blonde short hair, red lipstick, white tight shirt on, black skirt and some black tights. I didn't check her shoes cause i dont really give a fuck what she has on her feet, and my eyes were looking more up high than low. I took a glance at her then carried on with the usual underground blank stare into nothingness looking away, but i could feel a burning in the side of my head. I looked back over and she was still staring back at me, this is the point where you start questioning shit. "Do i have something in my hair?" "Why is she still staring?" "Am i fucking weird looking or sumit?". All this shit was running through my head and she was still staring at me. From this point on i figured fuck it, and i gave her the look.
Yes. The Look
She gave me a cheeky smile back and from that moment i knew shit was going on. The train came to a slow halt cause Camden was the next stop and me and my mate got off. I couldn't stop thinking about this chick tho, and before i could say anything about it to my mate she popped up out of nowhere from behind me and said hi. I played it smooth and said hi back, was like "i noticed you kept looking over at me" and all that. Anyways she joined us walking through the market, we were having a laugh and it turns out she has the same dark sense of humour, likes the same music... etc. I said to her "you're fucking with me right? this has got to be some sort of joke or sumit cause i've never met anyone that shares so much similarity with me". She insisted she weren't being put up to it by anyone and a couple minutes into the "you're joking right?" convo i had to halt the fucking train. Man needs to buy some new creps. Into footlocker i went to buy myself some new fresh creps. Came out with these
I had to buy 'em cause they look fucking fantastic. And i love the colour blue, won't wear anything thats red.
Aaaanyways i come out of the shop and she's stood outside smoking with my mate waiting for me (it took long cause it's always busy as fuck). The way she put that cigarette to her red rosy lips and puffed on it had me feeling hot as a mofo, and she was still giving me that same cheeky smile. I suggested we go grab something to eat cause i was hungry as a hippo, we quickly stopped into a local pub cause i weren't feeling any of the fast food joints. Ordered myself a burger and a pint, cause i'm a classy mofo. The three of us were joking around as we do, but after an hour my mate said he had to shoot off. Normally i would go with him but he saw me and this chick were really hitting it off so he was taking an early leave
. I gave him our usual handshake, passed him a cig and told him i'll catch him later. Well that was the 3rd wheel gone, now me and this girl could really get to know each other.
We took a walk back down the market, had couple people come up to me asking if i want to buy their shitty mixtapes. I always do tho just incase you find a couple gems in the dirt, and i'm always supportive of the struggle artists. She liked this a lot, so much that she stole a couple of the cd's from me
. We got chatting more about each other, finding out some more intimate details such as how many partners... etc. How many std's ofc . Anyways she helped me pick out a new bong, i gave no input and she picked me out a nice big blue one. Normally i don't do bongs, i love my spliffs but this was a special occasion . And what a fucking beauty this bong was. After this i was pretty pumped to try it out, we headed down one of the side alleys on the outskirts of the market, i brought some green with me cause i was planning to bun up in Camden anyways.
Being the fucking gentleman that i am, i let her hit it first.
Fuuuuuuuck, up until now i've never met a girl that can handle her shit well. She took it like a fucking champ too. She passed it to me, i loaded it up and took a hit. I coughed like a muthafucka. She laughed at me and said "don't worry, you'll get like me eventually" with a cheeky wink. As embarrassing as it was i was so fucking aroused by it. Any girl that can take a hit better than me = a fucking champ. We took a couple more hits then let it settle in. It's been a hell of a long time since weed gave me the giggles but i was getting them a lot, and over the next hour we were just sat in some shitty alleyway laughing over the dumbest things. Things started moving a little quick, she started lightly rubbing my knee, working up to my thighs a little bit. Things were getting hot as fuck but after a few mins i said nah we can't be doing this shit down an alleyway, stupid for me right?
I don't know why but up til this point i never knew where she was from, so i asked. Turns out she's from near the same area as me. I asked if she wanted to go towards where we lived and took this shit somewhere private, and she was all good for it. As quick as we can we hopped back onto the london underground, then changed trains to get back to where we lived. Just standing on the train she kept rubbing up against me, i was thinking of some sick shit like Margaret Thatcher, and pineapples being grated just to keep myself from losing control, if you know what i mean. After the longest hour i've ever gone through we finally hit the train station we wanted to get off on. The sexual tension between us reached it's fucking peak. I just couldn't hold on any longer. I know you can get in trouble for this, i've been arrested twice but the weird this is next thing i know i ended up fucking her on a bench in the subway (she got on top adn bounced) people just watched us no one minded(very weird). But where i'm from you don't get jail time for vandalism, nor do you get juvy time.
I guess you can say it all started about a month ago, it was the weekend and i was traveling up to Camden to have a look around the market, and cause i feel like it's a second home, i fit in well round there. Anyways i was headed on to the london underground with my mate cause i never like travelling alone, you never know what might happen so better to be safe than sorry right? On the train as packed as it was, out of the corner of my eye i notice this chick. She looked like she was in her early 20's, blonde short hair, red lipstick, white tight shirt on, black skirt and some black tights. I didn't check her shoes cause i dont really give a fuck what she has on her feet, and my eyes were looking more up high than low. I took a glance at her then carried on with the usual underground blank stare into nothingness looking away, but i could feel a burning in the side of my head. I looked back over and she was still staring back at me, this is the point where you start questioning shit. "Do i have something in my hair?" "Why is she still staring?" "Am i fucking weird looking or sumit?". All this shit was running through my head and she was still staring at me. From this point on i figured fuck it, and i gave her the look.
Yes. The Look
She gave me a cheeky smile back and from that moment i knew shit was going on. The train came to a slow halt cause Camden was the next stop and me and my mate got off. I couldn't stop thinking about this chick tho, and before i could say anything about it to my mate she popped up out of nowhere from behind me and said hi. I played it smooth and said hi back, was like "i noticed you kept looking over at me" and all that. Anyways she joined us walking through the market, we were having a laugh and it turns out she has the same dark sense of humour, likes the same music... etc. I said to her "you're fucking with me right? this has got to be some sort of joke or sumit cause i've never met anyone that shares so much similarity with me". She insisted she weren't being put up to it by anyone and a couple minutes into the "you're joking right?" convo i had to halt the fucking train. Man needs to buy some new creps. Into footlocker i went to buy myself some new fresh creps. Came out with these
I had to buy 'em cause they look fucking fantastic. And i love the colour blue, won't wear anything thats red.
Aaaanyways i come out of the shop and she's stood outside smoking with my mate waiting for me (it took long cause it's always busy as fuck). The way she put that cigarette to her red rosy lips and puffed on it had me feeling hot as a mofo, and she was still giving me that same cheeky smile. I suggested we go grab something to eat cause i was hungry as a hippo, we quickly stopped into a local pub cause i weren't feeling any of the fast food joints. Ordered myself a burger and a pint, cause i'm a classy mofo. The three of us were joking around as we do, but after an hour my mate said he had to shoot off. Normally i would go with him but he saw me and this chick were really hitting it off so he was taking an early leave
. I gave him our usual handshake, passed him a cig and told him i'll catch him later. Well that was the 3rd wheel gone, now me and this girl could really get to know each other.We took a walk back down the market, had couple people come up to me asking if i want to buy their shitty mixtapes. I always do tho just incase you find a couple gems in the dirt, and i'm always supportive of the struggle artists. She liked this a lot, so much that she stole a couple of the cd's from me
. We got chatting more about each other, finding out some more intimate details such as how many partners... etc. How many std's ofc . Anyways she helped me pick out a new bong, i gave no input and she picked me out a nice big blue one. Normally i don't do bongs, i love my spliffs but this was a special occasion . And what a fucking beauty this bong was. After this i was pretty pumped to try it out, we headed down one of the side alleys on the outskirts of the market, i brought some green with me cause i was planning to bun up in Camden anyways.Being the fucking gentleman that i am, i let her hit it first.
Fuuuuuuuck, up until now i've never met a girl that can handle her shit well. She took it like a fucking champ too. She passed it to me, i loaded it up and took a hit. I coughed like a muthafucka. She laughed at me and said "don't worry, you'll get like me eventually" with a cheeky wink
. As embarrassing as it was i was so fucking aroused by it. Any girl that can take a hit better than me = a fucking champ. We took a couple more hits then let it settle in. It's been a hell of a long time since weed gave me the giggles but i was getting them a lot, and over the next hour we were just sat in some shitty alleyway laughing over the dumbest things. Things started moving a little quick, she started lightly rubbing my knee, working up to my thighs a little bit. Things were getting hot as fuck but after a few mins i said nah we can't be doing this shit down an alleyway, stupid for me right?I don't know why but up til this point i never knew where she was from, so i asked. Turns out she's from near the same area as me. I asked if she wanted to go towards where we lived and took this shit somewhere private, and she was all good for it. As quick as we can we hopped back onto the london underground, then changed trains to get back to where we lived. Just standing on the train she kept rubbing up against me, i was thinking of some sick shit like Margaret Thatcher, and pineapples being grated just to keep myself from losing control, if you know what i mean
. After the longest hour i've ever gone through we finally hit the train station we wanted to get off on. The sexual tension between us reached it's fucking peak. I just couldn't hold on any longer. I know you can get in trouble for this, i've been arrested twice but the weird this is next thing i know i ended up fucking her on a bench in the subway (she got on top adn bounced) people just watched us no one minded(very weird). But where i'm from you don't get jail time for vandalism, nor do you get juvy time.
Spoiler
Fuck your 50 questions shit, this is a real fuckin' blog.