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The Best of My Drunk Texts

Posted by trizzle, 29 December 2012 · 962 views

Christmas morning I woke up with a banging headache, a bin by my bed in case I was sick again (sorry for the visual) and a phone that had a LOAD of unread text messages. Perplexed I picked it up only to discover that I had not only texted a whole butt ton of people but called them as well.

SO without further ado here are some of my favourites out of the lot:

"Once upaadon a trime i hate you xxxxxx"

"Me try to jdtusmyad lpcgs ygighg gxgxgxgxxgx
xgxgxxxxxxxxx!"

"murray smas sec god
xxxxx

*sexxxxxx"

"Nueeeu Christmas xjolby hahah CATREE xoxo"

"Yes ita, very Lucy indeed! (sarfasith face) thar would have bwwn awkead ad hell"

"give yruor brotuier a bgj kisess frome me xxxxxx"


Lesson learned: don't drink tequila and rum, don't play ring of fire, don't play trivial pursuit shots. Haha. Also: lock your phone with something drunk you can't get passed.
Hope you all had a very lovely, fun Christmas time.



This is relevant to me fight now!
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lol Joe wasn't kidding, they really are gibberish :p
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Haha really Kyle, how come?

Yah they're pretty ridiculous. But also in my defence (which isn't strong, I know) the autocorrect on my phone is bad even when I'm sober :p
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I've always wondered how people can send drunk texts... like, control yourselves you fools!
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When it gets to the point that I no longer have any memory of what I'm doing I think control is well out of the window.
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I've had so many drunk texts sent to me like this that I am now an official decoder
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:p good luck with ""Me try to jdtusmyad lpcgs ygighg gxgxgxgxxgx
xgxgxxxxxxxxx!""
I think I get bored of actual words and just mash my phone keypad and end it with some x's :L
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"Me try to adjust my legs high gxgxgxgxxxgxgxgxgxxxxxxxx!". That's all im getting from that :p
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