Community Status Updates

Nothing like TNT kicking you in the dick by sending you an email to remind you that the pets on your now frozen account are checking out of the neolodge. -_-

Account just got frozen, and I have no idea why it would be. :/

So, since no one on here knows my actual name or who I really am, and since we're trying to keep it quiet for now, this seems like a perfect place for me to let this out. I just found out today that I'm going to be a dad. Parents, please feel free to tell me how great it is and that I shouldn't freak out or anything. (I'm kinda switching back and forth between freaking out and being way too excited.)

Just used the Alien Aisha Vending Machine for shits and giggles, and I got this: http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/z465/plunk0122/Capture_zpsqsjs52vv.png?t=1489174985

Oh hey, what's going on in this place?

Rolled my car twice for a total of 15 feet from road to where I came to a rest. First roll was your classic barrel roll. Second was end over end.

How many legit accounts can TNT freeze on me? It's especially funny when they leave the accounts I actually cheat on.

Can someone message me with the current going rate of NP in muffins per million? Thanks!

And then Plunk suddenly remembered that Neocodex was a place that existed.

Added pictures of the trampoline to my blog post. Almost fell down a hill while getting them. XD

Well, my mom's on her way to the emergency room. From what she told me, the entire left side of her head is numb, tingling, and occasionally flares up with, "Enough pain that I just can't stand it." Doctors told her that it could be a heart condition, seizures, or the beginning of a stroke. :(

Just spent the entire night from 6:30pm until now with a couple awesome people. Went to the gym, had my friend build me a routine, and then watched him squat 405lbs... Meanwhile, I was squatting with no weights.... YEAH!

If anyone is wondering what's up with the weather lately, just to let you know, according to Norse mythology, Ragnarok is supposed to occur in just six days. Everyone, begin praying to Odin for good weather.

It started snowing/raining super hard out of nowhere, and the sound of it just woke me up. Now I can't fall back to sleep. Yaaaaaay.

I moved once again after my sister's girlfriend accused me of eating all her ice cream, which I didn't even know she had. She said that since I ate her ice cream, I wasn't allowed to have any of the food in the apartment. I told her I didn't touch her ice cream and that she could fuck off. So I got kicked out, but I'm living with my other sister now. The only downside is the woodstove is drying out the air, so I'm constantly getting nosebleeds. Yaaaaaaaay! (At least I'm allowed to eat though.)