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Derriere

Challenge you dumbfucks to outwit me. +5 rep to winner. So far Curious got me today, I feel like I have to redeem myself. That fucker.
Apr 30 2011 07:24 PM
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    Blackout
    His dick was small?
    Apr 30 2011 07:28 PM
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    Drakonid
    Such a challenge, it's greatness is only compared with the reward.
    Apr 30 2011 07:31 PM
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    Derriere
    Churros to you.
    Apr 30 2011 07:32 PM
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Derriere

Craig, you're a such a tight pussy. : /
Apr 30 2011 05:28 PM
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    Mahas
    Get in my tight p*ssy instead bitch!
    Apr 30 2011 05:47 PM
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    Derriere
    ^ Only if you sing Baby to me. While I'm inside.
    Apr 30 2011 05:48 PM
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    Mahas
    Baby baby!
    Apr 30 2011 05:51 PM
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Derriere

50% NC MALL SALE.
Apr 30 2011 10:39 AM
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Derriere

Does anyone know if Slaughter's got SS working again? Score resets are pretty close.
Apr 29 2011 10:24 PM
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    Blackout
    It's working for me. Tell me your issue. I have been through literally everything and know how to fix it.
    Apr 29 2011 10:26 PM
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    Derriere
    oh no, i havent used it since the first week of april. I was just wondering since the problem with hosting and such that I've been seeing. Thought it was down.
    Apr 29 2011 10:38 PM
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Derriere

guess my nationality , be specific. +5 rep tp whoever gets it in their first guess !
Apr 29 2011 08:15 PM
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    Derriere
    ^LOL. Internet, you deserve +rep buddy.

    And currant, what if NIGGERS wanted to partake in this? HUH. it's not over.
    Apr 29 2011 09:03 PM
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    Blackout
    If you wanna rep me do it here xD
    http://www.neocodex.us/forum/topic/104419-big-props-to-people-who-can-make-so-many-pets/
    Apr 29 2011 09:05 PM
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    Derriere
    lol i found your name on the lenny conundrum, since that was what you were viewing in your account and i didnt know where else to find +rep sign in your profile LOl.
    Apr 29 2011 09:07 PM
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Derriere

Wow. I don't even know you guys anymore. </3
Apr 29 2011 05:00 PM
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    weaboo
    LOL STFU.
    Apr 29 2011 05:11 PM
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    iTzm00t
    +1
    Apr 29 2011 05:46 PM
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    Drakonid
    Who are you again?
    Apr 29 2011 06:06 PM
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Derriere

Whoaah, I just read usfrules status and realized my status posting "Drugs." got deleted, srsly wtf's bad about that? Fucking kids take that shit daily if they have to.
Apr 29 2011 04:35 PM
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    usfrules
    I wasn't talking about you =/
    Apr 29 2011 04:37 PM
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    Derriere
    This status isn't directed at you at all. I was bitching when I posted it didn't mean anything at all lol. But when I went up to check my status since yours was drug-related and I posted "drugs", I was curious and it wasn't there anymore.
    Apr 29 2011 04:40 PM
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Derriere

I'm fucking sick. With a headache with dry coughs killing my throat. All because Canada's weather won't stop PMSing, oh and ITS FUCKING SUNNY NOW, kill my fridays, thanks.
Apr 29 2011 11:26 AM
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    Derriere
    Random Event: An Alien Aisha gives you a Basic Golden Nerkmid!!!

    Karma? <3
    Apr 29 2011 11:43 AM
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    Mafioso
    Held in from a headache and dry throat. Wash it down with some henny and man up.
    Apr 29 2011 12:09 PM
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    Blackout
    Sore throat? Uh-oh that's what blow jobs give.
    Apr 29 2011 12:19 PM
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Derriere

Updated my About Me page, I kind of feel accomplished.
Apr 28 2011 04:43 PM
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    weaboo
    Hahaa. Very interesting
    Apr 28 2011 04:57 PM
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Derriere

Where my black niggers at ?
Apr 28 2011 01:41 PM
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    SamTheMan
    thats about the whitest status put up here

    Apr 28 2011 02:03 PM
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    Derriere
    you would know, fucking nigger.
    Apr 28 2011 02:05 PM
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    Waser Lave
    Africa.
    Apr 28 2011 02:38 PM
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Derriere

I have sex on the first date, apparently.
Apr 27 2011 05:05 PM
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Derriere

Making a song, anyone down to hear ? I won't make your ears bleed, promise.
Apr 27 2011 03:54 PM
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    Jake
    Genre?
    Apr 27 2011 03:59 PM
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    Derriere
    ^ hiphop/r&b.
    Apr 27 2011 04:03 PM
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    Derriere
    Actually, i'm not finished. I'll send you guys a message, if I decide to keep it.
    Apr 27 2011 04:14 PM
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Derriere

I have to apologize for my recent indecency. It was not appropriate and that it should be contained. I am sorry for the things I have said that might have aroused or grossed people out. Sorry.
Apr 26 2011 06:19 PM
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    Derriere
    Yeah apparently enough to get one of my status deleted, lol.

    Apr 26 2011 07:07 PM
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    CuriousOyster
    Funny stuff.
    Apr 26 2011 07:14 PM
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    Ladida
    Lol xP I hope it's the one I got to see.
    Apr 26 2011 07:36 PM
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Derriere

I wanna see your peacock, cock, your peacock, cock. cock..
Apr 26 2011 02:48 PM
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    Ladida
    Peas are tiny.
    Apr 26 2011 03:28 PM
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Derriere

FUCK I CANT GRADUATE. MISSING 2 CREDITS. TIME TO OPEN UP MY APPOINTMENTS. AGAIN.
Apr 26 2011 11:47 AM
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    Derriere
    bitch, did I ever leave?!?
    Apr 26 2011 02:00 PM
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    Boggart
    Yeah, for like 6 months.
    Apr 26 2011 02:02 PM
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    Derriere
    k but boggart, my nigga, think about it. I said i would never leave for good, and that's the truth. And I had shit to do.
    Apr 26 2011 02:06 PM
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