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Derriere

BLOWJOB ! I SAY BLOW, YOU SAY JOB, BLOW !
Apr 25 2011 09:06 PM
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    Derriere
    bitch, you never gave it a chance to.

    you just aborted it, like a fetus.
    Apr 25 2011 09:11 PM
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    CuriousOyster
    Considering it was coming from your womb, there was no better option. I'm sorry, but we did all we could for your child.
    Apr 25 2011 09:20 PM
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    jaredennisclark
    I have a hard time believing this is actually Derriere. ACCOUNT COMPROMISED. COMMENCE SOCIAL SUICIDE.
    Apr 25 2011 09:24 PM
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Derriere

doing p90x at the latest hour ohwowwww this is what happens when your lazy as fuck
Apr 24 2011 07:59 PM
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    Scot
    You go girl!
    Apr 24 2011 08:00 PM
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    Derriere
    Thanks, babe.
    Apr 24 2011 08:02 PM
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Derriere → Mishelle

you're so black.
Apr 24 2011 05:07 PM
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Derriere → jaredennisclark

why you always gottta call me a faggot? :((
SOOO MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Apr 24 2011 05:04 PM
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Derriere

making an appointment with my calculus teacher for a blowjob, things i do to pass -__-
Apr 24 2011 04:35 PM
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    Derriere
    we'll make a video for you , in the future.
    Apr 24 2011 05:31 PM
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    CraigChrist
    you two dont even know eachother and we dont know if you are a guy either you talk about how you take huge shits and everything no girl would talk like that
    Apr 24 2011 05:33 PM
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    Plunk
    I know girls who talk about stuff like that all the time.
    Apr 24 2011 06:11 PM
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Derriere

took the best shit of my life, just now.
Apr 24 2011 09:17 AM
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Derriere

just sucked off my bio teacher, i feel stress has been lifted off of my gay blackness
Apr 23 2011 10:42 PM
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    Pilot
    LOL
    Apr 23 2011 11:29 PM
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    Connery
    ...wait, what?
    Apr 23 2011 11:52 PM
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    fxckyouguys
    hahahahaha
    Apr 23 2011 11:55 PM
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Derriere

omg who deleted my stfu comment?
Apr 22 2011 08:40 AM
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    Derriere
    stfu.
    Apr 22 2011 08:40 AM
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    ColonelHayden
    I did, then subsequently deleted the status update. I figured it was dumb, so got rid of it.
    Apr 22 2011 09:27 AM
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    ColonelHayden
    "it" being my status.
    Apr 22 2011 09:28 AM
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Derriere

the more sociable i am, the more lonely i feel.
Apr 17 2011 10:30 PM
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Derriere

i apparently lost weight, but i feel bigger? O_O possible?
Apr 13 2011 05:29 PM
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    italkaboutoddthings
    Unless if you have more fat than muscle :O
    Apr 13 2011 07:11 PM
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    Derriere
    puppet: Yeah but, wouldn't that mean I gained weight? And not lose 10 pounds? : /

    I still feel the same. Maybe because it's not a dramatic weight drop? I weighed both times after I ate.

    @talk: how would that make sense if im gaining muscle and losing fat? That'd mean I'd gain more or initially stay the same. lol.
    Apr 13 2011 07:37 PM
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    Tarabyte
    Oh no! You're losing muscle and gaining fat! Your body is eating itself!
    Apr 13 2011 08:02 PM
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Derriere

AND THEY STAY DOWNNN .
Apr 11 2011 08:03 PM
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    Mafioso
    Cuz all I do is win, win win.
    Apr 11 2011 08:36 PM
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Derriere

wooww cactopus cream is buyable now and worth 15k+ ???
Apr 11 2011 02:09 PM
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    Derriere
    pharm's deflated, changed so much. </3
    Apr 11 2011 02:17 PM
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    usfrules
    yeah herbal eggs are now really inexpensive
    Apr 11 2011 03:05 PM
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    themetagame
    cause everyone's n00b ABing in there obv.
    Apr 11 2011 03:59 PM
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Derriere

insidious = scary ass shitttt T_T
Apr 10 2011 07:27 PM
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    Frank12
    not at all lol. I went to see it w/ some friends, and we all were laughing during the funny parts. Stupid bitches in front were screaming though...and then it just turned into a makeout session, cuz none of us wanted to watch the flick.
    Apr 10 2011 07:53 PM
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    Frank12
    and no im not gay, obv there were girls there
    Apr 10 2011 07:53 PM
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    italkaboutoddthings
    I heard it was a movie about a boy in the closet coming out periodically to scare other boys. I could be wrong :O
    Apr 10 2011 08:24 PM
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Derriere

goin price for faerie paint brush ?
Apr 07 2011 11:09 PM
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    Derriere
    Or should I invest in buying the labmap and hope for a zap? :S
    Apr 07 2011 11:23 PM
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    italkaboutoddthings
    Lapmap eventually gives you postive returns. Though your looking to take a level beating.
    Apr 07 2011 11:26 PM
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    Derriere
    it's starting from , scratch. hence im buying a labmap :S, but zaps takes awhile tho. but it gives me stats along the way buttttt its a waiting game lol.
    Apr 07 2011 11:27 PM