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Mishelle

I'm hungry. I don't want to cook, but it's way too early to order a pizza...
Jul 03 2012 08:45 AM
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    Shwag
    Only thing West Coast has on us is In and Out. Beast Coast >
    Jul 03 2012 09:15 AM
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    Mishelle
    And Roscoes Chicken and Waffles
    Jul 03 2012 09:18 AM
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    Shwag
    Never had that. Just the one time I went to Cali, I had In and Out. Amazing.
    Jul 03 2012 09:36 AM
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Mishelle

I'm on my 6th free spin on the wheel of knowledge. I'm about to lose it.
Jul 02 2012 11:36 PM
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Derriere → Mishelle

you're so black.
Apr 24 2011 05:07 PM
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Mishelle

I can't wait to get my cat fixed
Apr 02 2011 07:46 AM
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    Pyro699
    Having many "accidents"? xDxD
    Apr 02 2011 08:12 AM
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    Mishelle
    He wont stop sneaking out of the house to start fights with other cats. My cat is a bully.
    Apr 02 2011 08:22 AM
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    flashraven
    Attach a bell to her neck or something?
    Apr 02 2011 08:36 AM
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Mishelle

A security guard at the museum tried to extort me today. 2011 is turning out to be a really weird year for me.
Mar 31 2011 08:26 PM
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    Mahas
    Hmmm... He must'v had some really good pot... But i understand how they would think your truanting... even i get asked if i am meant to be in school these days.
    Mar 31 2011 08:45 PM
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    Ladida
    Ah, that's probably why in this country, all schools have uniforms :P
    Mar 31 2011 09:09 PM
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    Mishelle
    It just really annoyed me that a Black person who knows our history of oppression and violence when it comes to interracial relationships would propetuate such prejudice but whatever. I'm trying to accept that I don't live in a logical world.
    Mar 31 2011 09:22 PM
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Mishelle

I met a 12 year old at work today. She graduated high school and is attending community college at 12. I thought she was just a really short chick.
Mar 31 2011 11:49 AM
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    Brennon
    Im 17 and a almost done with my first year of college.
    Mar 31 2011 12:17 PM
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    Mishelle
    I went to university at 17 too. But damn, this chick is 12!
    Mar 31 2011 12:22 PM
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    Puppetmaster
    Something about this reminds me of how my relationship with Stacy started. I woke up the next morning and wondered if I was going to jail... She was legal, just young looking
    Mar 31 2011 12:27 PM
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Mishelle

im so tired of people bitching at me that prices for food are too high like i make the prices. wtf.
Mar 28 2011 07:29 AM
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Mishelle

I wish I could wear an afro to work, but sadly I cannot. *off to go do hair* GOODNIGHT, DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE
Mar 27 2011 10:20 PM
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Mishelle

I took the homeless guy who waves at traffic to Subway today. I think I just made a new bff.
Mar 27 2011 03:47 PM
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    CraigChrist
    lol just to be social?
    Mar 27 2011 04:08 PM
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    Mishelle
    Yeah he likes people
    Mar 27 2011 05:01 PM
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    Blissey
    @internet "I wouldn't have done that. After you invite people like that they're attached to everything you do. Wait for the stalking." sounds like a puppy.
    Mar 27 2011 05:17 PM
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Mishelle

So some dudes in jail sent letters to whomever used to live here. So I read them. Straight up comedy.
Locked Status Mar 27 2011 11:37 AM
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Mishelle

FUCK PEACOCKS. Seriously. And fuck my neighbors who think it's ok to keep peacocks in your front yard. THAT'S NOT OK.
Mar 26 2011 09:56 AM
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    Naded
    1 solution. pellet gun.
    Mar 26 2011 10:14 AM
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    Mishelle
    now that i finally know where they are, those bitches are going down
    Mar 26 2011 10:59 AM
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    Kat
    my neighbors have goats and chickens. shit is fucking ANNOYING
    Mar 26 2011 11:12 AM
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Mishelle

If this motherfucker pulls the blankets off me one more time some domestic violence is about to go down. I HAVE A CALIFORNIA KING SIZE, WHY ARE YOU TAKING UP ALL THIS SPACE?
Mar 24 2011 11:59 PM
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    Junsu
    Was it wrong for me to start laughing when I read that?
    Mar 25 2011 12:03 AM
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    Tarabyte
    Mine does the same thing. Usually punching him in the side makes him scoot over.
    Mar 25 2011 12:04 AM
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    Mishelle
    I'm just gonna start tying him in place. This is ridic.
    Mar 25 2011 12:08 AM
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Mishelle

who goes to bed at 10:30 during spring break? blasphemy.
Mar 24 2011 10:58 PM
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    Mishelle
    my mom parties harder than me. You can go shave your back now.
    Mar 24 2011 11:14 PM
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    Mahas
    I don't have hair on my back.
    Mar 24 2011 11:18 PM
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    Mishelle
    I dont believe you
    Mar 24 2011 11:23 PM
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Mishelle

I buy my bf breakfast and he repays me by going to subway and not bringing me back anything. I like sandwichs :(
Mar 24 2011 06:11 PM
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    Ladida
    Send him right back to get a $5 sandwich!
    Mar 24 2011 06:19 PM
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    Sage
    "Boy, you will go get me the GOOD sandwich, off the expensive menu, or you get locked out!"
    Mar 24 2011 07:16 PM
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    Mishelle
    Then he said he was going to McDonalds but didn't. I THINK HE'S JUST TRYING TO TEASE ME NOW.
    Mar 24 2011 07:24 PM
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Mishelle

Fucking lesbians always leaving their strap on anywhere they damn well please
Mar 23 2011 09:48 PM
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    Mishelle
    Seriously! Like I don't care if they have sex just put that shit back in the drawer when you're done.
    Mar 23 2011 09:50 PM
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    Mafioso
    it didnt bother me, just the would leave and keep their door open. See a strap on. It was a party house. Our friend passed out n we starpped it to his head inside out with the dildo in his mouth.. I feel bad for him but was hilaraious!
    Mar 23 2011 10:01 PM
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    Mafioso
    Excuse the misspelse, I am a lil tipsey... so bare with the spelling..
    Mar 23 2011 10:02 PM