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Mishelle
I told this dude in the club that my song was on so he needed to move out the way cuz I was about to get buck. He didn't move. He got hit in the face.
Nov 01 2014 01:08 AM
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Mishelle
when I got in the car he pulled a tampon out of my friends purse and gave it to me as a gift.
Oct 25 2014 12:30 PM
Mishelle
I find that "men taking up too much space on the train by sitting with their legs open" tumblr to be hilariously ridiculous but I'm on the train right now and this dude has his legs spread so wide he's all up in my space and his leg is touching mine for no freaking reason. I'm about to accidentally step on his foot.
Oct 24 2014 06:07 PM
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Adam
I sat next to a dude like that on a plane -- I looked into his eyes and told him to put his balls away. It worked.
Oct 24 2014 06:13 PM
Mishelle
The guy who did my pedicure definitely had a foot fetish but he did such a good job
Oct 20 2014 10:24 AM
Mishelle
People who talk while other people are giving presentations are the worst.
Oct 15 2014 10:18 AM
Mishelle
I told my grandma i dont want to go to church, she said it must be because im possessed by a demon. Today is gonna be long day.
Oct 12 2014 08:55 AM
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Canis
I once told my mom that I wanted to go to a different church (non-denominational instead of her Catholic one), and she assumed I was a Muslim.
Okay. D:
Oct 12 2014 09:21 AM
Mishelle
"What's the matter you look sad?" "Are you ok" omg I'm not sad I'm high my coworkers are so annoying.
Oct 09 2014 09:20 AM
Mishelle
Smokey likes to steal my favorite skirt and drag it around the house. When I wanted to put it on this morning I found it inside Eevees food bowl then when I took it off it disappeared and I found it in the kitchen. #catladyproblems
Sep 24 2014 11:14 PM