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Zeer

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one says, "I'll have half of what he's having." The third mathematician says he'll have half what the second is having. The bartender says, "You are all stupid!" and pours two beers.
Sep 15 2011 03:17 PM
  • Maloo's Photo
    Maloo
    Geometric progressions..I wish I knew such a smart bartender D:
    Sep 15 2011 05:35 PM
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    grafxmaster
    Clearly, the bartender calculated the lim(x→∞) f(x) = 2. :P
    Sep 15 2011 05:44 PM
  • luvsmyncis's Photo
    luvsmyncis
    What kind of idiot wants half a beer?
    Sep 15 2011 06:44 PM