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[Bryan]

So I've been seeing this Mexican chick recently. Never really found one attractive 'til now, and that's probably because she's one of those pseudo-mexicans. You know them, they're prominent in AZ. The ones that try to blend in and camouflage themselves. Basically, the kind of brown white people that speak spanish and have way too thin of eyebrows. Yea anywho, so the other night I was playing NBA 2K11 (normally it's CoD but fucking Black Ops came out today so obviously I had to save myself) and I decided that I was fucking hungry. Midway through me ordering Jimmy John's, the aforementioned (wordoftheday) Mexichick knocks on my door. I'm like bitch gimme a chicken sammich, fo free. So she pays for it. So I go "AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES", but they didn't have waffle fries so I got Poore's Brother Jalapeno chips. Anyways I continue to school bitches with Bibby and Jordan (sorry, they made Joe Johnson so godlike in this game I call him Jordan) She starts complaining about how I aint talking to her blah blah blah. "Not now Chief, I'm in the fucking zone". My bitch knows her place, goes outside to smoke a cigarette. I beat this nigga 56-19 and then proceed to roll up a blunt. Midway through blunt rolling girl comes inside. We proceed to smoke said blunt. I get bored so I rip some Salvia out of the bong. Trip for about 5 minutes. Finish the blunt and Jimmy John's comes. Bitch realized she didn't get no food so she smokes some Salvia whilst I eat. I suppose she tripped pretty well cause 10 minutes later my Jimmy John's was done and she was already muttering along the lines of "Ay Dios Mio" blah blah blah. So I went down on her and she kept screaming oh my god oh my god. I was like whatever shut up already you're kind of loud. She was like no really, oh my god, my fucking vagina burns. I just sat there laughing. Jalapeno Chips and eating a girl out =/= a happy vagina. I thought about what it'd be like for me if I had jalapeno dick. Needless to say I wanted nothing of it so I told the bitch to leave and I'm never dating a mexican again (I mean we all know how cheap mexican food makes the asshole feel, I'm sure it does a little something to the la coocharacha down on the female side and I want none of that).

tl;dr: I don't want a fiery dick; I aint dating a mexican. If they aint fuckin, they suckin' (just not my dick)

[iargue]

Such as argue: what's your limit until you officially love the girl?

Foreplay. Everything is okay except actually penetration with the dick. But it has to be done with time. I dont want some girl naked on the first date. Fuck that, shes out the door. I want someone who seeing naked is something special, not something that everyone gets on a date.

[Bryan]

Foreplay. Everything is okay except actually penetration with the dick. But it has to be done with time. I dont want some girl naked on the first date. Fuck that, shes out the door. I want someone who seeing naked is something special, not something that everyone gets on a date.

If I had to get with the girls you're stuck with, I'd probably want them to keep their clothes on too.

[Noitidart]

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tl;dr: I don't want a fiery dick; I aint dating a mexican. If they aint fuckin, they suckin' (just not my dick)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dude your mistake was to go down her. Should have just stuff the jalpenos up there. >_<
Would've burned more.
And thats just too hilarious you want food so she gets you mexican food HAHAHA and you decided to do away with mexicans. ROFL

If I had to get with the girls you're stuck with, I'd probably want them to keep their clothes on too.

God dam man your sarcasm is so dickish. Next reply to this << "i/he wasnt being saracastic".

[iargue]

If I had to get with the girls you're stuck with, I'd probably want them to keep their clothes on too.

At least I dont have to get high to my make girl look pretty.

[Bryan]

At least I dont have to get high to my make girl look pretty.

Aint no drug in the world that can make your girl look pretty.

Bud + Salvia = + Sex Drive

oh and i/he wasnt being sarcastic

[Trichomes]

That's like the definition of slut.

Considering the fact that I've only 3 partners, I don't really think I constitute as a slut. Since I previously stated that my boyfriend and I have some problems in the bedroom, and don't have a very fulfilling sex life at the moment, I think it's fair to say that the other handful of times I had sex with guys I didn't know that well were very different and exciting from anything I've experienced during my relationship with Matt. Sex with love and sex without love are just...different, and I don't favor one over the other.

[Noitidart]

oh and i/he wasnt being sarcastic

hahahaha

Considering the fact that I've only 3 partners, I don't really think I constitute as a slut. Since I previously stated that my boyfriend and I have some problems in the bedroom, and don't have a very fulfilling sex life at the moment, I think it's fair to say that the other handful of times I had sex with guys I didn't know that well were very different and exciting from anything I've experienced during my relationship with Matt. Sex with love and sex without love are just...different, and I don't favor one over the other.

Not at you but in general: If you arent getting the best sex in your relationship its ok to cheat but only with 1 or 2 others at max.
That's how some people think these days. I think society today has hit new lows.

Edit: reworded so it doesnt look like im attacking you or anyone really.

[Trichomes]

hahahaha


Not at you but in general: If you arent getting the best sex in your relationship its ok to cheat but only with 1 or 2 others at max.
That's how some people think these days. I think society today has hit new lows.

Edit: reworded so it doesnt look like im attacking you or anyone really.

Oh, I'm completely opposed to cheating. I have never and will never cheat on someone. I don't think we were talking about cheating, though. I think the issue was casual sex vs having sex with a person you're in love with.

[Noitidart]

Oh thats good to hear. Some people in todays world are like oh thats the level our relationship is at, where we stay together but do it with others, but dont classify that as cheating because we're aware of it.

[Trichomes]

Oh thats good to hear. Some people in todays world are like oh thats the level our relationship is at, where we stay together but do it with others, but dont classify that as cheating because we're aware of it.

Open relationships are such a stupid idea.
Also, wtf is up with polygamists and people in polyamorous relationships? I guess those people wouldn't consider it cheating because everyone's okay with it, but I don't see how more than 2 people can have a successful, lasting relationship, or how so many people convince others to become a part of their bizarre relationships.

[Noitidart]

Mutli boy/girl friends with threesomes and orgies I don't get either. Marriage (which i know doesnt encompass threesomes and orgies) is a different thing though, I can't comment on that yet though as I don't understand it at all. But I hear its about keeping the generations going and raising children right. Probably why many marriages fail today, as they are about sex.

[Ali]

Marriage (which i know doesnt encompass threesomes and orgies) is a different thing though, I can't comment on that yet though as I don't understand it at all. But I hear its about keeping the generations going and raising children right. Probably why many marriages fail today, as they are about sex.

Apart from the thousands of people who have no desire to have children...

[Noitidart]

Like I said I don't know much about it. But the people who have no desire to have children probably spawned from this new wave of boyfriend/girlfriend relationships or found at a club which were better off staying that kind of a relationship. But with the tiny quirks they offer married couples you might want to tie the knot.

[Georgina]

This. I can't love someone if I havent had the wholeeeee package haha.

Thats why people waiting until marriage scares me, what if the situation was so insanely awkward that it made you never want to have sex with them again? NTY.

Aww i have fallen in love with someone before without even kissing them!! I can get to know a guy platonically and say that i love him. I think love and lust is separate, but obviously combined for a good relationship.

Sex is only as important as you make it also. Its good, but not all that

[Trichomes]

Mutli boy/girl friends with threesomes and orgies I don't get either.

I'm all for threesomes, maybe even orgies. Sex is just sex. What I don't get how ALL of those people can have a serious, lasting relationship with each other, let alone get married.

[Ali]

Like I said I don't know much about it. But the people who have no desire to have children probably spawned from this new wave of boyfriend/girlfriend relationships or found at a club which were better off staying that kind of a relationship. But with the tiny quirks they offer married couples you might want to tie the knot.

You do talk utter nonsense at times Noit.

For a start, tiny quirks? The sheer number of legal rights afforded to married couples is fairly substantial. And I believe that there are actually far more in the US than there are here. I personally don't believe it's right that I get more rights than a couple who have co-habited for 30 years but it's true. My life is easier in a lot of respects because of it.

Like you say. You don't know much about it.

[Noitidart]

That's not what I was getting at doll. I said lots of marriages don't work today and that's fact. Then I tried to speculate why.

Now to reply to your pick at random things I mentioned during the speculation going to take things further off topic: Tiny or fairly substantial. That's all perspective.

No problem though Ali I love you so much.


@Tric: I think we're on same page with no sex outside a relationship if there is one involved. Im not for the rampant sex like you though.

[Mishelle]

Sex is really important, and it is a huge reason why marriages fail. Maybe if people were more educated about sex and what to expect with aging and such more couples would last.

[Georgina]

Sex is really important, and it is a huge reason why marriages fail. Maybe if people were more educated about sex and what to expect with aging and such more couples would last.

Ya know i think pornography is partly to blame, as most guys growing up tend to think women will be climaxing all over the place and screaming the house down and doing all sorts of dirty things and reality for alot of women is far from it haha

Edited by Georgina, 09 November 2010 - 04:08 PM.

[Boggart]

Ya know i think pornography is partly to blame, as most guys growing up tend to think women will be climaxing all over the place

bahahahahahaha makes me think of like, the walls and stuff xD

For me, I have to be able to love the person if I were to sleep with them; I don't have to feel it at the moment necessarily, but there has to be big chance that it can happen. Not for someone who I can't stand/disgusts me.

That being said, it's still going to take a while, unless there's a very weird connection I guess...

Although that's strange since I can love people independent of sex, yet I need love in order to be able to have sex... ehhh... iunno

[Lucian]

You don't have to love someone to have sex with them.

[Elle]

Can I ask how old you are?

19; where does that come into things?

[Elle]

You don't have to love someone to have sex with them.

sex is always best with someone you love XD

[Mishelle]

Ya know i think pornography is partly to blame, as most guys growing up tend to think women will be climaxing all over the place and screaming the house down and doing all sorts of dirty things and reality for alot of women is far from it haha

Idk I have no problem with porn. What bugs me is when guys use porn to justify being fucking stupid. Like I know this guy who wants it written into his prenuptial agreement that his wife has to get laser hair removal on all of her body hair except like the hair on her head and her eyebrows. Like anyone who has sex knows that sex and porn are completely different, and anyone who really thinks that their sex life is constantly going to be like something out of a porno needs to come back down to Earth.