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[googlehead]

it makes me feel awkward

[Whyumad]

Dirty talk to the right girl is the shit.

[PeonYourLawn]

it's very key to talk dirty during foreplay makes the women go crazy all sorts

[Hurricane]

I know dirty talk works especially when done right. I know me and my girl we'd be sitting in a secluded corner of the school library and i'd lean over and whisper in her ear something along the lines of "you look so hot right now, i just wanna lay you out on this table" and it gets her flustered and goin but the fact that she can't do anything about it makes her agitated and anxious for later in the day

[Whyumad]

What's the craziest shit that has happened?

it's very key to talk dirty during foreplay makes the women go crazy all sorts

[Noitidart]

I think its just funny no matter what the situation. It's a good tension cutter i think.

[Whyumad]

Unless you make it awk and get a slap across the face hm?

I think its just funny no matter what the situation. It's a good tension cutter i think.

[Noitidart]

It depends. If the guy tell hers to fuk off its ok but the sec the chick slaps you, mood changes into like wtf and kik her ass one. Beating up on someone could be another stress reliever. lol

[Whyumad]

HAHAHA not that I'm for woman beating.. but damn.
Well usually you just take it and go, beat up a pillow or something you know?
Women are Mind Terrorists.
Gotta be smooth with the moves and avoid the bitch slap ya know?

It depends. If the guy tell hers to fuk off its ok but the sec the chick slaps you, mood changes into like wtf and kik her ass one. Beating up on someone could be another stress reliever. lol

[Noitidart]

I wouldn't say mind terrorists but rather fuked up minds and unbalanced. A fact that I see over and over again. Especially from my last day of jury duty. You don't avoid it, you catch it with one hand and then with your other hit her square in the jaw. Or wherever you please really.

lolol

[Whyumad]

HAHAHA you dirty fighter. Well I'm neutral about that one i would say but you should watch Dane Cook's mind terrorist vid on youtube sometime if you have time..
You're on jury duty?

I wouldn't say mind terrorists but rather fuked up minds and unbalanced. A fact that I see over and over again. Especially from my last day of jury duty. You don't avoid it, you catch it with one hand and then with your other hit her square in the jaw. Or wherever you please really.

lolol

[Noitidart]

Dane cook is hilarious. I had it this past week on Tuesday. Was pretty fun. Dane cook is hilarious.

[Whyumad]

Agreed, B & E is mindblowin.
Oh yea whats the charge?

[PeonYourLawn]

I prefer chapelle though he really cracks me up

[carrice]

Like dirty talk only with good friend
Otherwise i feel awkward talking dirty with other people

[Whyumad]

I like his Lil John impression
but Russell Peters is defs the best.

I prefer chapelle though he really cracks me up

[yoongguk]

It depends on how explicit it is. When I talk to my girl, I get lyrical. But it's definitely explicit. I dislike the label 'dirty talk' as it implies that talking about sex is somehow... bad. You telling me you never talk while you're fucking? How boring!

Haha! No, we do. It just makes me super uncomfortable. It's such a turn-off for me.

[luvsmyncis]

It depends on how explicit it is. When I talk to my girl, I get lyrical. But it's definitely explicit. I dislike the label 'dirty talk' as it implies that talking about sex is somehow... bad. You telling me you never talk while you're fucking? How boring!

I never stop talking during sex. Sometimes I feel like he's not listening, but I get a lot of anger about the shit I put up with at work off my chest while I'm laying there.

[Whyumad]

I never stop talking during sex. Sometimes I feel like he's not listening, but I get a lot of anger about the shit I put up with at work off my chest while I'm laying there.

That's a bit odd, do you not think of that as a turnoff if you're trying to distract the point to how your day was instead?
And I'm not sure but would that just not be satisfied sex if you have so much time to think about other things?

[redlion]

Haha! No, we do. It just makes me super uncomfortable. It's such a turn-off for me.

I mean I'm all for staring into your eyes. But when I can't, I still want you to know I'm there.

I never stop talking during sex. Sometimes I feel like he's not listening, but I get a lot of anger about the shit I put up with at work off my chest while I'm laying there.

I mean if you're laying down, you should. Missionary isn't my fav. Because it's so unequal an experience. So many other ways to get down, ya digg?

That's a bit odd, do you not think of that as a turnoff if you're trying to distract the point to how your day was instead?
And I'm not sure but would that just not be satisfied sex if you have so much time to think about other things?

Could be. Or it could be routine enough that she doesn't salivate just from a lil' dick. Satisfaction comes in many forms.

[PeonYourLawn]

I never stop talking during sex. Sometimes I feel like he's not listening, but I get a lot of anger about the shit I put up with at work off my chest while I'm laying there.

this is why men prefer oral!

[yoongguk]

this is why men prefer oral!

+rep for you, sir!

[onlyme]

I love it.

dirty talk is my life.

*joins the dirty side*

[nothereorthere]

it depends on how far it goes

[Whyumad]

this is why men prefer oral!

Well said, backs up what I said before,
How did I miss that? Such a big point I missed..