Serious things that actually happened to me: I experience this every school day from 908-1002 because my philosophy teacher is a feminist and the fact that its philosophy gives her the right to say w/e the fuck she wants. and im not to huge on this so i tend to make wise cracks to defend the male potion of the class. First off, she starts the very first class asking the male SIDE (yes she seperated us from the girls, and yes i was pissed) why we always drive cars and women go in the passenger seat. i immediatly replied that man wants control so he wishes to control the car, and it is also kindness. She then went on to say that my answer was wrong and all men are pigs who believe women cant drive. I replied that alot of women dont like to drive, so it wouldnt make sense anyways and she stated that i should keep quiet, because there are smarter people out there than me, and most of them were women. I went on to state they mey be smarter, but i can drive better.
Next, about a third into the year, i had a big sandwich for my next class, culinary arts (idk, dont ask, easy elective). i Brought it to Philosophy, put it aside so it wouldn't cause a distraction (i mean BIG sandwich). My teacher then told me to give her the sandwich, that she was confiscating it. It was too easy to let go, so i then asked if this was some sort of revenge for all the sandwiches shes made over the last few years. I had a week of detention and an F on my culinary project.
A couple weeks later, she was bitchin to me in class, so when one of her lightbulbs went out, she couldnt replace it herself so she called in a custodian. While he was fixing it, i stated that it was typical of her to have someone else fix the light bulb, because feminist cant change anything. The custodian laughed, she yelled at him to get out, tried to fix the bulb and failed, and we sat in a half lit room. Another 3 days detention.
My most recent one was about a week ago, when i asked her the time, and she looked down and realized she wasn't wearing a watch, she replied that she didnt know, and started to go back to her work when i asked why she wasnt wearing a watch. She said that she forgot, and then i said that she was prolly just used to looking at the stove. She yelled at me to keep it down, that i was in big trouble, and i turned around and said "Is that what you say to your girlfriend in the bedroom" 2 weeks, detention, 500 sentances a day on the whiteboard all the same "Women are better then man in every way"
All true. I dislike her with a passion. You guys inspired me for my next one, explaining why there as so many divorces, and the reason is feminists
Edited by Frank12, 06 February 2011 - 06:36 AM.
