40 replies to this topic

[IamAWSOME]

Why did God make woman last?
:pHe didn't want someone telling him what to do.

[Boggart]

1) Not neopets related
2) Not funny

[Random]

What the fuck is your sudden influx of spam?

[IamAWSOME]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

[Noitidart]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Haha that one's funny.

The first one is stupid. Guys aren't told what to do. Unless they're just pansies. Which I admit you see a lot of on TV.

[Brennon]

Its where they belong. After the All-Mighty Man making us a sammich.

[Noitidart]

Move to chit-chat.

[Calayst]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Hahaha! Nice one Pinoy

[DanDoesWork]

Hahaha! Nice one Pinoy

nvm decided to delete may be too offensive

Edited by dk8932, 14 December 2010 - 04:28 PM.

[yoongguk]

nvm decided to delete may be too offensive

I read it, it wasn't

[Noitidart]

Yeah dk man don't worry about it, post it up.

[luvsmyncis]

Yeah dk man don't worry about it, post it up.

No, don't encourage him. I can pretty much guarantee it will be RETARDED.

[DanDoesWork]

No, don't encourage him. I can pretty much guarantee it will be RETARDED.

then you should judge it for my punk (:
so What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Nothing, shes already been told once.

[luvsmyncis]

Well, that's disappointing.
I was expecting a poo-poo joke.

[PeonYourLawn]

hahaha i can tell punkrock is a champ. probably gets 2 black eyes on a regular basis and still talks

Edited by PeonYourLawn, 14 December 2010 - 10:22 PM.

[DanDoesWork]

Well, that's disappointing.
I was expecting a poo-poo joke.

haha you are never satisfied:x3:

[luvsmyncis]

hahaha i can tell punkrock is a champ. probably gets 2 black eyes on a regular basis and still talks

Can't let The Man keep ya down, knowhatimean? The only way you can get back on the horse is if you get kicked off.

[PeonYourLawn]

Can't let The Man keep ya down, knowhatimean? The only way you can get back on the horse is if you get kicked off.

this is me and you if we ever got together

[Ment0r]

this is me and you if we ever got together

Best. Gif. Ever.

[DanDoesWork]

Best. Gif. Ever.

Then you could be havin butt secs

[Noitidart]

HAHAH peon love tht gif!
DK dang bro is that poor guy having a seizure and this guy is just rammin him?

[joe24]

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Edited by joe24, 15 December 2010 - 08:08 PM.

[Perseus]

HAHAHA YOU ALL ARE SO GREAT. Making fun of already oppressed groups is like, really funny. And like, so mature as well. I just feel so "grown-up" listening to them, also very manly.

[Dayzee]

Can't let The Man keep ya down, knowhatimean? The only way you can get back on the horse is if you get kicked off.

If you know anything about horses, most of the time you end up out of the saddle and on your ass it's because of something YOU did wrong.

Edited by dayzee100, 03 February 2011 - 02:44 PM.

[Information]

Why did God make woman last?
:pHe didn't want someone telling him what to do.

Actually, if you properly digest... Genesis. There is no such thing as "man" just a being. When God takes a being (Woman) from the first being (Man - in simple terms) - then he becomes a man.
[insert here - the Bible was created by sexist followers of the Church who labelled woman - wrongly]
So they were created equally, moron.

Edited by Information, 03 February 2011 - 02:46 PM.