So one day a guy gets off work and hes feeling like a beer, but hes new in town so he just doesn't know where to go. So he walks down the block until he sees a nice black board sign infront of a bar, " beers 5 cents."
"too good to be true but what the heck" he thinks. So he strolls in over to the bar and puts his hat down.
"sir, are your beers really 5 cents a pint" he inquires
"yes they are I wrote it myself" replies the bartender
"My god I love this city, how much for a steak?" he stammers
"5 cents as well sir" replies the bartender
"oh lord this is the best thing that has ever happened to me, i'll have both" says the man " and where is your wife? I just want to thank you both for this awesome establishment"
"upstairs with the boss" says the bartender
"what the heck is she doing upstairs with your boss?" he says surprised
"same thing i'm doing to his business downstairs"
A lawyer, a priest and a bunch of kids are on a plane. The plane some how loses control of one of its propellers. So everyone was told to throw on their parachutes. However there was a shortage of parachutes and not everyone could recieve one. The lawyer, only caring for his own life grabs onto one of the few parachutes and opens the hatch.
"what about the kids?" yells the priest as he buckles on his parachute
" FUCK THIS KIDS!" screams the lawyer as he prepares to jump out
"IS THERE TIME???"
Edited by PeonYourLawn, 13 December 2010 - 03:14 AM.
