Spoiler
Stranger: pick your fate , i work around it ,,,,,,
you were born a boy in the city of Mombasa in Kenya's Coast Province, your parents have named you Adeleke.
Adeleke Akoto..it is the year 2000 , your family is poor and are members of a rural tribe.
Stranger: you are 5 years old , you are playing outside one day , when you hear your best friend yelling in
danger , when you walk over to him you see that he is about to be attacked by a wild dog , you can save
him but then you also remember how he started dating the girl you like. what will you do ?
You: Let him be eaten by the dog
Stranger: you stand by and watch your friend get eaten the the rabied dog , he screams in pain as hes torn to shreds . the village elders are impressed by your courage and make you the village guard
Stranger: you are 10 years old , one evening your father stumbles into the room and demands that you join
him in the hunt for wild game , he takes another drink from the bottle then leans over and whispers
to you "were hunting cheetah!" what will you do?
You: I take the bottle from him, shatter it, and slit his throat with the shards of glass.
Stranger: you furiously slaughter your father inside your hut , as you wipe the blood off your face , you notice something odd , the village is silent
Stranger: you walk outside and look at your sorroundings
Stranger: a gust of wind picks up dirt and lifts in the air
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do ?
You: Go back inside, find a weapon, and block the points of entry to the hut.
Stranger: you stay in the hut and hear the village people scream as they are eaten by a pack of wild cheetahs , you survived the night
Stranger: you are 15 years old , you can no longer afford a living you have to find a job.
you overheard a few guys talking about a job they been offered as fishermen up north , or you
can find a job localy. what will you do ?
You: Go up north with the fisherman, There is nothing left for me here now.
Stranger: you go up north with the fishermen and meet up with a local contractor that issues you your work permit , your standerd fishing gear , an ak-47 , and paired up with a team , you have set off on your raft into the ocean in the middle of the night
Stranger: you are now a somoli pirate
You: shit
Stranger: the boat hits into full gear straight into the direction of an ocean liner
Stranger: the boat splahes on the waves , bumping up and down
Stranger: salt water sprays your face
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Wonder how the fuck the Cheetahs get in the water in the first place!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: as the cheetah is about to knaw your face off , it transforms into morpheos image "neo , you must leave the simulation the ship is in danger!!"
Stranger: you wake up from the simulation , and find your self in the surgery bay of the ship. all your friends
are standing around you , luke skywalker , jay jay from good times , chris tucker and jackie chan.
as you wake up you notice the ships alarms are turned on, everyone is in a panic .what will you do?
You: assess the situation!
Stranger: as you run around the ship in a panic , everyone starts bursting out in laughter ! SURPRISE! morpheos tells you it was all a joke and there is no danger.
Stranger: you can explore the ship , what do you do
You: Find out why I am here, and what i should do now.
Stranger: you look around the ship , in one room luke skywalker is calling you over to check out his new tit mags , but in the lobby jay jay is playing mario party 64 on the 64" plasma tv , or you can see what chris and jackie are doing?
You: I go play N64 with jay jay,
Stranger: hell yea son !
Stranger: DYNOMITE!
Stranger: jay jay and you play an awesome round of mario party , you both promptly stand up and start doing the robot
Stranger: you hear jackie chan call you over
Stranger: he wants to teach you some karate
Stranger: what do you do
You: Kick his ass in bazillion ju jit su
Stranger: as you and jackie are about to start fighting you notice something strange
Stranger: something odd about that pile of dirt just lying on the ground
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Fucking wonder how the hell the cheetahs keep finding me
Stranger: the cheetah jumps at your face and starts riping your skin to shreds , jackie chan looks dead into your eyes and says " fuck that , thats a mother cheetah ! " you are fucked
Stranger: the end
Stranger: pick your fate , i work around it ,,,,,,
you were born a boy in the city of Mombasa in Kenya's Coast Province, your parents have named you Adeleke.
Adeleke Akoto..it is the year 2000 , your family is poor and are members of a rural tribe.
Stranger: you are 5 years old , you are playing outside one day , when you hear your best friend yelling in
danger , when you walk over to him you see that he is about to be attacked by a wild dog , you can save
him but then you also remember how he started dating the girl you like. what will you do ?
You: Let him be eaten by the dog
Stranger: you stand by and watch your friend get eaten the the rabied dog , he screams in pain as hes torn to shreds . the village elders are impressed by your courage and make you the village guard
Stranger: you are 10 years old , one evening your father stumbles into the room and demands that you join
him in the hunt for wild game , he takes another drink from the bottle then leans over and whispers
to you "were hunting cheetah!" what will you do?
You: I take the bottle from him, shatter it, and slit his throat with the shards of glass.
Stranger: you furiously slaughter your father inside your hut , as you wipe the blood off your face , you notice something odd , the village is silent
Stranger: you walk outside and look at your sorroundings
Stranger: a gust of wind picks up dirt and lifts in the air
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do ?
You: Go back inside, find a weapon, and block the points of entry to the hut.
Stranger: you stay in the hut and hear the village people scream as they are eaten by a pack of wild cheetahs , you survived the night
Stranger: you are 15 years old , you can no longer afford a living you have to find a job.
you overheard a few guys talking about a job they been offered as fishermen up north , or you
can find a job localy. what will you do ?
You: Go up north with the fisherman, There is nothing left for me here now.
Stranger: you go up north with the fishermen and meet up with a local contractor that issues you your work permit , your standerd fishing gear , an ak-47 , and paired up with a team , you have set off on your raft into the ocean in the middle of the night
Stranger: you are now a somoli pirate
You: shit
Stranger: the boat hits into full gear straight into the direction of an ocean liner
Stranger: the boat splahes on the waves , bumping up and down
Stranger: salt water sprays your face
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Wonder how the fuck the Cheetahs get in the water in the first place!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: as the cheetah is about to knaw your face off , it transforms into morpheos image "neo , you must leave the simulation the ship is in danger!!"
Stranger: you wake up from the simulation , and find your self in the surgery bay of the ship. all your friends
are standing around you , luke skywalker , jay jay from good times , chris tucker and jackie chan.
as you wake up you notice the ships alarms are turned on, everyone is in a panic .what will you do?
You: assess the situation!
Stranger: as you run around the ship in a panic , everyone starts bursting out in laughter ! SURPRISE! morpheos tells you it was all a joke and there is no danger.
Stranger: you can explore the ship , what do you do
You: Find out why I am here, and what i should do now.
Stranger: you look around the ship , in one room luke skywalker is calling you over to check out his new tit mags , but in the lobby jay jay is playing mario party 64 on the 64" plasma tv , or you can see what chris and jackie are doing?
You: I go play N64 with jay jay,
Stranger: hell yea son !
Stranger: DYNOMITE!
Stranger: jay jay and you play an awesome round of mario party , you both promptly stand up and start doing the robot
Stranger: you hear jackie chan call you over
Stranger: he wants to teach you some karate
Stranger: what do you do
You: Kick his ass in bazillion ju jit su
Stranger: as you and jackie are about to start fighting you notice something strange
Stranger: something odd about that pile of dirt just lying on the ground
Stranger: CHEETAH ATTACK!
Stranger: what do you do
You: Fucking wonder how the hell the cheetahs keep finding me
Stranger: the cheetah jumps at your face and starts riping your skin to shreds , jackie chan looks dead into your eyes and says " fuck that , thats a mother cheetah ! " you are fucked
Stranger: the end
