Poor mans dota
Made the mistake of taking smite, it was fucking useless
had no idea wtf the enemies abilities were or my allies abilities
no denying sucks
thank god for recommended items
do chickens/scroll of tp exist?
can you ever own more than 6 items? (like be able to drop items? otherwise recipes are a bitch to make)
players were really friendly and helpful though. I guess because everyone was feeding for the first half the game except me (thank god someone told me the key to press to unstuck the camera from your hero)
where the eff do runes spawn
can you random your hero?
getting runes adds another layer of strategy but I don't like em. I think residual bonuses shouldn't exist.
is there any command like -cs that shows how many creep kills you have?
fading chat is annoying
microtransactions are stupid (but at least they keep the game free)
limited hero selection is stupid
worst of all some asshat stole my name
Ignoring everything anyone else said. Here you go
1)Not the games fault. Smite is for people who take the jungle path.
2)Not the games fault. You can view all champions on the website and in the game client. Inside the game, it has tooltips which say exactly what your supposed to use for abilities. Did you even bother playing the tutorial?
3)Be Gangplank. Denying ruins the game man.
4)They actually suck. Once you learn items, you can build better

5)Never heard of chicken. You can get the summoner ability teleport if you want.
6)You dont have to "buy a reciepe" in here. You can directly upgrade to the last item in the shop, without having to buy all of the items as long as you have gold.
7)Should have played the tutorial silly.
8)Runes do not "spawn" runes are an out of game mechanic. You can visit the store and purchase it using IP (Gained after every game.) so no one can buy power
9)Yes
10)One you get used to the game, you will like Runes and Masteries. They allow you to properly develop your champion different then others. Otherwise every single character would be 90% the same, except for whoever gets an item first wins first? Boooring.
11)Press TAB in game and PLAY THE TUTORIAL
12)Turn it off then, go to options
13)You mean the ability to buy champions, or skins? The game is designed so no one can be better then you at the game, simply because they paid more money then you. I like that idea, and love that its free.
14)Play more games, and you can get more champions. I agree they need more, but they have a lot as it is.
15)Suck it up?